2001-06-30 - Waiting
2001-06-30 - Night of the dead dead
2001-06-29 - knives and guns and quiet desperation
2001-06-28 - "I love myself three times a day. I feel the love."
2001-06-27 - The long dark downtime of the soul
2001-06-26 - Ashes Undone
2001-06-26 - Welcome to Planet Starbucks
2001-06-25 - Love is suicide inside the strangest dream
2001-06-24 - Maybe tonight you're aching...
2001-06-23 - I love you Kaori Ohara!
2001-06-22 - Fun with porn and pumpkins and proxies and piss'n'vinegar
2001-06-21 - meating people is easy
2001-06-20 - bigger stronger
2001-06-20 - Jaam-an-a-how
2001-06-19 - Even more "Banners With Boobs"
2001-06-18 - Let's clix it like they clix it on the discovery channel
2001-06-17 - Life in a crack house
2001-06-16 - psycho plume... or astro plume? or spam plume?
2001-06-15 - Why do you wanna know my name?
2001-06-14 - Stupid Opera Music
2001-06-13 - The world is collapsing around our ears.. I wear my own crown, sadness and sorrow. [pretentious title with quote from song #79]
- no more linky
2001-06-12 - sucking entry #423
2001-06-11 - Controversial entry #8. Or "how I learned to love the death penalty"
2001-06-10 - Slutty entry #37
2001-06-10 - Fuckt like sardines in a crushd tin box
2001-06-09 - The Aeroplume Flies High
2001-06-08 - Star Wars IV: The dull life of a city stock broker
2001-06-07 - I will love Amnesiac. I will love Amnesiac. I will love Amnesiac. Now write that a hundred times unclebob!
2001-06-06 - I'm Martin Sheen
2001-06-05 - OT: Fish?
2001-06-04 - Don't let go... Fish?
2001-06-03 - Pincho feels the need for freedom
2001-06-02 - Sexual superheroes
2001-06-01 - "I even had early byzantine mingling with mid century Danish" -Frasier Crane
2001-05-31 - Best of both worlds
2001-05-30 - Temporary Lull. It'll be over Bye June.
2001-05-29 - (but against rubber, glass and metal) a miracle makes no difference at all
2001-05-28 - My belly stings
2001-05-28 - xx
2001-05-27 - x
2001-05-26 - I am what I am... I am my end
2001-05-26 - Honest Plume's Used Cars
2001-05-25 - Bread comes sliced now?
2001-05-24 - ... has zero karma. And now we go live to the Champions League Final.
2001-05-23 - Working title: About 50,000 new people get online every month!
2001-05-22 - Attention: Jesus!
2001-05-21 - 2+2 should be 5 sometimes
2001-05-20 - Cum on Eileen lol j/k :)~
2001-05-19 - Do You Kathmandu??? That makes the butterfly angry!!!
2001-05-18 - All I need... is a proxy server Proxy what? Proxy who?
2001-05-17 - Tossing out punchlines that were never there
2001-05-16 - Lady Marmalade = Best music video ever
2001-05-15 - Tonight on Plume: Bestiality - disgusting or underrated?
2001-05-14 - Don't panic
2001-05-13 - La Danemark... dooouse pwants
2001-05-13 - La Danemark... douuuze pwants
2001-05-12 - Might as well be spray-cheese
2001-05-11 - Beauty is Truth, Truth Beauty, Apple is Fruit, Fruit Apple. And things. Go �way.
2001-05-10 - En god dag? Det er n�r der er mange fisk...
2001-05-10 - En god dag? Det er n�r der er mange fisk...
2001-05-09 - Old readers finish here!
2001-05-08 - we'd like to thank the alcohol
I swear I don't have a gun
������������ ����������������- Kurt Cobain
2001-05-07 - New readers start here!
2001-05-06 - Lights, Camera, ACTION!
2001-05-05 - Floppy diskette 3.5": myth or reality?
2001-05-04 - Free Luvin'!!!!11
2001-05-03 - Dude, where's my diary? (and other clever jokes like that)
2001-05-02 - Diaryland can suck my...
2001-05-01 - Albert Einstein 0 - Niels Bohr 1 (final score)
2001-04-30 - Lovey-dovey lovey-dovey lovey-dovey all the time
2001-04-29 - From the makers of plume: plume
2001-04-28 - Alien Sex Fiend, Surprise! I'm a drag queen!
2001-04-27 - How Plume Got His Strength Back
2001-04-25 - As an old enemy
2001-04-24 - Jesus don't want me for a one night stand
2001-04-24 - Oohh, there's an off switch on the computer...
2001-04-22 - Still sick. Someone stop the room I want to get off
2001-04-22 - There's always room for porn
2001-04-21 - se�or plume es ...something, I don't know
2001-04-20 - I of the pure morning
2001-04-19 - My other diary is a song-of-the-day diary
2001-04-18 - Today's headline: The entertainment industry recieved a major blow...
2001-04-17 - It's not the 9 O'clock porn news
2001-04-16 - Where's Maruschka Detmers when you need her?
2001-04-15 - Rainbow bunnies and the music of the devil
2001-04-14 - 35 pines
2001-04-13 - zigh
2001-04-12 - I wish I had a river ... and a /keyboasrd
2001-04-11 - buy weed blow
2001-04-10 - My keyboard doesn't work but that won't stop me
2001-04-09 - my keyboard doesnt work
2001-04-09 - Plug me in, baby!
2001-04-08 - it brings on many changes
2001-04-07 - So you're not proposing?
2001-04-06 - Where in the world is carmen diego (and mike hunt)?
2001-04-05 - Mike Hunt wa mimashita ka?
2001-04-04 - anyone seen mike hunt? yo
2001-04-03 - Plume reinvents himself, presenting: dailysp
2001-04-02 - Hai!
2001-04-01 - Best entry ever!��������(april's fool!!!!)
2001-03-31 - utter shit. shit. drivel. "look at me! im the greatest writer!"
2001-03-30 - Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?
2001-03-29 - Buffy the echo terrorist
2001-03-28 - Bob's your uncle
2001-03-27 - ...and the band played on
2001-03-26 - (well in Denmark we call them the oscars)
2001-03-25 - Vote like there's no tomorrow
2001-03-24 - I'm begging for some attention. Don't let your vote go to waste!
2001-03-24 - Let ye who is without sin throw the first stone at the glass house in which I live
2001-03-23 - Breaking news
2001-03-23 - a shallow usually circular vessel from which food is eaten or served
2001-03-22 - 1.2.3...4-5-6-7-8-9-10 - bye!
2001-03-21 - Unfurnished basement
Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - My love is sadness
2001-03-19 - Furry Happy Monsters
2001-03-18 - Nightswimming deserves a quiet night
2001-03-17 - Happy birthday to Biiiilly
2001-03-16 - Empty party afternoon. Without a party.
2001-03-15 - (1)����happy birthday to meeee
2001-03-14 - (2)����Wish the plague was real
2001-03-13 - (3)����By the light of the stereo stars
2001-03-12 - (4)����Communism!
2001-03-11 - (5)    Life in a lightbulb
2001-03-10 - Foreboding music...
2001-03-09 - Rorshaq says: Nobody likes a christian
2001-03-08 - Lovingstone, Virginia
2001-03-07 - Everybody wants to be lonely
2001-03-06 - "plume, speaking of whom, is one creepy motherfucker"
2001-03-05 - I'm the #%�"&%�/ who named you Sue!
2001-03-04 - And tomatoes just one billion
2001-03-03 - Grammy what? Grammy who?
2001-03-02 - The word linkage reminds me of sausage
2001-03-01 - honey #23
2001-02-28 - [self pity] Depressed worthless suicidal stupid selfish numb dying. And how are you? [/self pity]
2001-02-27 - Sleepy hollow man
2001-02-26 - My name is Lasse Cola. Like the drink, only spelled the same.
2001-02-25 - Amusing Amputations
2001-02-25 - What's this, a links entry?
2001-02-25 - Sheepskin not latex
2001-02-24 - This one goes out to the one I've left behind...
2001-02-23 - you're entering a world of pain
2001-02-22 - ...and they're always glad you came...
2001-02-21 - Geocities suck ass
2001-02-21 - Bathroom Floor Pottery
2001-02-21 - 300 bananas in a pear tree
2001-02-20 - *breathe in* Barry, I am your father *breathe out*
2001-02-19 - Do you wish to copulate?
2001-02-18 - because you're worth it
2001-02-17 - In which Plume discovers a terrible secret about Rorshaq... plus he puts in lots of random lyrics, finds true love and fixes the world in general.
2001-02-16 - Links are fun. LAUGH DAMMIT!
2001-02-15 - Imagine me and you
2001-02-14 - a little touch of faerie dust in the air
2001-02-13 - This is a Jack-Attack
2001-02-12 -
2001-02-11 - Porn queen wants to fuck my brother
2001-02-10 - I've got 39 brothers and sisters
2001-02-09 - Oh God, I hear banjo music...
2001-02-08 - How fucked up is you?
2001-02-07 - Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you: "Hello is not a question, let's come up with a new way to answer the phone." ...don't you love me?
2001-02-06 - And that's when it hits you: you're ready for IBM
2001-02-05 - Perfect IceStorm
2001-02-05 -         tape
2001-02-04 - Blow, blow, blow your boat gently down the stream
2001-02-03 - It's a snow day in hell
2001-02-02 - Dolores?
2001-02-01 - And now for something completely different...
2001-02-01 - follow the volley ball
2001-01-31 - Thus spake who?
2001-01-30 - 17 seconds of compassion
2001-01-29 - 17 seconds of peace
2001-01-28 - 17 seconds to remember love is the energy behind which all is created
2001-01-27 - 17 seconds to remember that all is good
2001-01-26 - 17 seconds to forget all your hurt and pain
2001-01-25 - 17 seconds of faith
2001-01-24 - 17 seconds to trust you again
2001-01-23 - 17 seconds of radiance
2001-01-22 - 17 seconds to send a prayer up
2001-01-21 - 17 seconds is all you really need
2001-01-20 - THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND SO ARE YOU!
2001-01-19 - Somebody please call 911
2001-01-18 - Decadence Hotpants seduces the asian chick
2001-01-17 - What's an "Oprah"?
2001-01-16 - Zamboni. ZAAAAMBOOONI. Zamboni!
2001-01-15 - The weak will perish
2001-01-14 - Rorshaq's survival lesson #4: Don't overdo the nail polish
2001-01-13 - Partially decorated christmas tree
2001-01-12 - Death of a party
2001-01-11 - Don't call me babe, or I'll fry your bacon!
2001-01-10 - Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings
2001-01-09 - I'm eating my eggs first
2001-01-08 - a la recherce du temps perdu
2001-01-07 - slit my wrists and die a whore
2001-01-06 - Plume has left for today. I'm Plume's evil twin Rorshaq. Plume will be back tomorrow.
2001-01-05 - Short and to the point.
2001-01-05 - playing the shakuhachi
2001-01-04 - Get confidence, Stupid!
2001-01-03 - My love, it costs a fortune
2001-01-02 - Silence is a stone in my mouth
2001-01-01 - First entry of 2001 (I'm inspired, I know...)

2005 January-
2004 July-December
2004 January-June
2003 July-December
2003 January-June
2002 July-December
2002 January-June
2001 July-December
2001 January-June
2000 The madness begins.
Before the beginning. Bitter bones better left untouched.

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