Jingle bells, jingle bells lalalalalala.
oh what fun it is to ride
Sorry.
in a one horse open sleigh
I'm in a bit of a christmas mood. I'll tell you all about it under that mistletoe over there...
pucker up
Fine, be that way. But I'll tell you why I'm in a christmas mood anyway. You see, I've been watching Moby Dick. With Patrick Stewart. He good. But the thing is.. I taped it all the way back in December. Yes, it's been lying around for 6 months before I got around to watching it. And now all the commercial breaks are full of snowmen, santas, christmas trees. And so on. I want a Coca Cola so Santa will think I'm a good'n'cool kid.
ho ho ho
Just because I dance gogo don't mean I'm ho, no! hohoho
hahaha. jolly bastard
Deck the fowls with hols of jolly.
toys for everyone
I don't know the words to any christmas songs. And a parkway in a peartray?
doh a deer a female deer
Falalala. Lalalala.
tralalalala
I wish it would snow.
like they said it wouldn't
But Moby dick is quite good. One of the captains is played by a guy that really looks and sounds quite like ex-Graham Chapman from Monty Python. Brill.
aye aye cap'n
I shalt from now on speake ye olde english just to annoyeth thee.
I hath been sent here to destroyeth thee
Eller måske dansk ville være værre?
Or maybe Danish would be worse?
Können sie deutsch sprecken?
I don't speak german either
Parlez-vouz Francais?
voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce-soit?
D'ya no wut oi meen?
OH MI FUK!!!!111
I'll stop. I don't want to bother you. I never meant to do you harm. I'm your lover, I'm your motherfuck.
Are ya ready to fucking rock?!?!
Well are ya?
Huh? Make my day, punk
Hmmm?
I can wait all night
I realized something today. I need to move my alarm clock farther away. As it is right now I just dash the snooze button whenever it goes off. And I always sleep longer than I wanted. Luckily I don't have anything to get up to. But still. If I move the clock farther away then I'll have to sit up to hit snooze. That means my brain has to function. And therefore I won't just be able to sleep on. Isn't that clever of me? My brain will so hate me in the morning, d00d.
Idiot non-savant
I did manage to get up today. Even with the alarm clock within reach. And I went shopping. I had to pass a dog that was marking it's territory. If ya no wut oi meen. Luckily it didn't pee on me. I kinda liked that. I guess it didn't want to take me on. I could've so kicked its ass. It was tiny! No tiny dog is going to claim me for its territory. Plume don't belong to nobodii!
joo owns mee nut!!!11
Young will appreciate this. They had Koldskål in a cardboard box. Like cheap wine. Only koldskål. I don't know if you have that in English at all. But it just seemed wrong that you could get it in cardboard containers like that. It's supposed to be homemade.
med kammerjunker
Of course it might taste great like that. I didn't buy any. So I don't know. Stop hassling me. If you send me Snapple I'll send you koldskål.
no semen though
Speaking of wrong things. I guess I'm not the only plume in diarytown. He's trying to take over my identity!! yikes. Oh wait. He can have it. I'm Jonas now. Call me Jonas.
in the belly of the beast
And I'm not worried. I know you all love the original and best plume. Right? Riiight? That's why you all clixors me and sign my guestbook and send me loveletters and happy thoughts. Right? Right.
right or wrong sing along
You love me. I love you. We love you. We love you. We loooove you. And love is all around me, so the feeling goes. And if you really love me come on and let it shoooow.
love is a loser's game
If you bleed love you will die loved. No more the lie upon you.
If you're a smashing pumpkins fan then check out my previous entry. Lots of MP3 links. Goodie. It's like christmas all over.
lie I lie
Jinglebells, batman smells, robin laid an egg...

You blame yourself for a while but then move on.
on a sinking ship
Moving on, we're moving on.... G'night
see you in the morning light
np: pumpkins - we love you (000312)