Grrrr... goddamn..gdfgdf

Diaryland is being very slow. Both diaries and member area and everything. And I'm a little worried that it's not a general problem but just me who'll never be able to use it properly again. I can't even get my own damn diary to load, takes forever and just goes nowhere. Sigh. So I probably won't really be able to check this entry and edit it for mistakes. So expekt lotts of erors.

Well, it's not like I have anything interesting to say today anyway. I went shopping. It was kinda nice to get some fresh air after being inside all sick and weak. Yeah, I'm a real outdoor person, d00d. Or not.

I didn't celebrate that it was May 1st because frankly I'm more exciting about tomorrow. MAY 2ND, BABY!!!!! YEAH!!!!

I still miss my x-wife.... but my aim is getting better...

Mahahaha, I stole that joke from somewhere because frankly my dear I don't give a damn, I mean frankly I'm running out of material here.

*falls over*

Hahaha. A little slapstick comedy for all you slapstick comedy lovers out there. And I know there's lots of ya.

Jebus, what's wrong with this diaryland thing. I'm not going to do an entry if it doesn't load, and I mean that. Agh, tell me it's a diaryland problem and it'll be fixed. Please.

Maaaah.

Oh f***... Maybe I should email andrew about it. But I'm not a gold member so he'll just laugh and say "Bah, you're not a gold member!". Hmmmm. If I actually manage to post this and some of you actually manage to read it could you do me the favour of signing my guestbook and telling me if diaryland is working perfectly for you? And it's not just a clever ploy to get people to sign my guestbook. No no no. Actually signmyguestbook.com is moving slow for me too. So maybe it's just more server problems on andyboy's side.

Yeah, it's very exciting isn't it. Plume wondering about his mortality and such. Best entry ever.

And while I've been writing this the diaryland page where I'm supposed to log in hasn't loaded one bit. Nothing. Bugger all.

So I might as well write something while I try to load the page, eh?

Let me tell you a story. There once was a bright young boy, let's call him Ploom. Ploom was a nice kid. Ploom didn't smoke. Ploom didn't drink. Ploom was shy around girls. Ploom never did anything wrong. Then one day Ploom exploded and everybody partied and smoked and drank and had sex. The End.

Great story? I'll go check if I can log in now. Brb.

*PLUME IS AWAY, PLUME WILL BE RIGHT BACK*

Nope. Nothing. I can't log in. I can't post this. I can't go to bed. Diaryland won't let me sleep, WHY WON'T YOU LET ME SLEEP DIARYLAND!?!?!?!

Aaaargh.

It's all a conspiracy.... you're all doing this to me aren't you? You're all laughing at me... you're all laughing at Plume! Hah, I wish...

Anyway. I think I'm managing to log in now.

Did you notice how I cleverly made a long entry about nothing really? I'm good, dontcha think? No? Should I stop talking to myself? Yes? Ah, who cares about your opinion. Shut up Rorshaq, get out of my head.

Lalalalala

G'night

np: pumpkins - shamay