You know what I'd like to see? A cop show with feelings. Or a lawyer show with cops. Or a sitcom with real people. Or pokemon porn. You know who's sexy? Amy Wong from Futurama. She's the hottest cartoon out there. Yes, including Jessica Rabbit. I miss Fraggle Rock. I miss believeing that there were Fraggles somewhere out in my garden. Why is it that no one ever wins the million on Who wants to be a millionaire? Is it because Danes are too stupid for that quiz? And how come they're canceling Wheel of Fortune now? It's only been running for 10-237 years. Give it another 10-15 years and it'll pick up in the ratings again. What happened to Eddie Murphy? Is he still doing that fat professor thing? When's beverly hills cop 5 coming out? I think they should dump the Lord of the Rings movies and use the money to make the follow up to the animated one. That was the coolest ever. Who wants live action anyway? Speaking of Futurama it really freaks me out how Nibbler is there back in 1999 when Fry gets frozen. Creepy.
That makes no sense at all. Perfect.
All this and more on the new Plume spinoff: Ploom spells doom, a tale of two cops with feelings. And the single female lawyer they both fall in love with.
single female lawyer, dadada dada[/theme song]
But what I want to know is how could the people contracted to build the second deathstar be innocent? They were hired to build the ultimate death weapon! No way they were innocent victims. And I also think that the Empire would have more than enough people to do it themselves without hiring independent workers. They were the empire! Geez. Where the hell would they get a workforce like that from if not from their own ranks? Did they go out and advertise it? "People needed to build mega killer weapon. Send your application to D.Vader c/o Death Star 2". Na na. They all got what they deserved.
I watched clerks last night
So anyway. Today was a little sun and some rain. And that's the weatherforecast for people caught in a time/space rift.
soon: the news for gibbons
And for the footie fans: Bayern Munich won the German Bundesliga. This sucks. Superhero Ebbe Sand did not win the championship. And he had to share the Topscorer status with another player. Very unfair. Since he's Danish and therefore deserves to be the best. Mainly because no Danish players are ever the best. Apart from Schmeichel and the Laudrups.
Damn you Barbarez
And this all means nothing to everyone reading it.
an ongoing theme in plume...
So. As you might've guessed all is never shown.
desolation yes
But let me show you my latest pram, entitled Ode to Vodka part deux:

pretty in the sunshine

and every time you smile
you're screaming on the inside
dancing in the sunshine
screaming on the inside
and you wonder
if anybody can hear you

and in the end does it matter?
happiness is just something you invent
so you can make believe everything's fine
dancing in the sunshine
screaming on the inside
and when the sun goes down
you go to bed every night crying
staring at the ceiling
wondering what you did to deserve it
trying to forget
what you did to deserve it

and on the inside you're screaming


I'm now one of those people who put their poetry in their diaries. Damn. My apologies.

Teen angst and plagiarism has paid off well...
now I'm old and self pitying
Mmm... I got new SodaStream flavour. Sport. I've never quite understood how sport was a flavour but I'll still drink it. It's slightly green. Maybe it should taste like a field of green grass with kids playing soccer on it. Or maybe it should tastet like E2345.
Nah, more like CloralDoctyneOxide
Either way I'm happy/drunk on sodastream.
And not forgetting Crack-cocaine and Vodka
Feeel the buzz.
That made me think of Toy Story for some reason
Oh and I've discovered the grim secret of the http://storm.prohosting.com/~zero11 referrals. Someone linked to that page. Silly people. It's Dailysp that serves all your pumpkins mp3 needs. Or so the slogan goes.
Get 'em while they're hot. As in illegal
As you might've guessed we won't make it home.
hesitation no
G'night, lost one
it's never done, just hanging on
np: james iha & nina gordon - ...said sadly