thiz keyboård iz freå/king me out. I'm very tempted to go through the whole entry with "z" inzteåd of "s" ånd "å" inzteåd of "a". Åctuålly I will. If I håve to zuFFer then zo do you.

Becåze thiz iz juzt zo fruztråting.

Zee it'z å comedy routine. Look, it'z the dåne with the funny åccent!

Yeåh. If you cån't ztånd reåding it then leåve right now. It won't get better.

You thin/k it'z ånnoying to reåd? Try typing without a and s. It'z å fucking påin...

Zo ezcuze me if I'm not my uzuål håppy-fun-fun.

Thingz åre fruztråting.

The keyboård iz /killing me. Ånd I cån't get å new one before tuezdåy probåbly. Ånd I don't håve the gutz to try ånd soåk it before then either.

Ånd then there'z my Zong of the Dåy zite. Å big zuccez. More thån 90 hitz per dåy. People zeem to like it. Zo of courze zomething håz to go wrong. I cån't connect to free.prohozting.com ånymore. Lozt contåct yezterdåy. Thiz meånz I cån't uploåd zongz. If it doezn't get fixed then the zite will die. I'm convinced it'z å problem with my izp ånd I reålly hope it will be fixed zoon. It'z zo ånnoying dåmmit. Thiz zite iz the crown jewel in my rånge of brilliånt webzitez (åhem). I need to be åble to keep it going dåmmit.

Let me juzt mention thåt it znowed briefly todåy. it'z the mid of åpril. Good thing i'm å winter perzon. I love the znow. But i feel båd for thoze longing for zummer.

Ånywåy. No one reminded me to tell the dzl ztory. Zo I'll zåve it. I need to go. Thiz keyboård iz giving me å heådåche.

Juzt håve to mention: Unclebob, Uncle F'n Bob, put me on hiz fåvez. Hiz fåvouritez. Cool beånz, d00d! I'm on top of the world.

But i ztill håve å heådåche.

Åt leåst i håve ån excuse to zåy: Wåzzzzup!

Yeah. So there. assasaasassaasasasasasasasasasas. Grrrrr.

G'night, åll of youz

np: Rådioheåd - Rhineztone cowboy