Shhh... Merilily, don't tell anyone... but ehm, if you read this, Could I have a password? hmmm? Not that I'll be using it much right now as diaryland is still craaaawling along. But still. Password me, please.
there is no safe place to go
So anyway. Today was a hot day. Too hot. You might even say: too hot to handle. But then you'd be really corny and we all know Plume definately ain't corny. So I'll just say hot. I don't much like it. I'm a winter person. Gimme back my snow and grey skies. That sun be hurting me eyes. And the annoying thing is that when I go to bed it's really cold. So I have my heavy blanket and warm socks. And then I wake up bathed in sweat because the sun has done a real mean thing and risen while I was asleep. Evil. Yeah, gimme back my winter. Or at least some ice cream.
i should know the lame and droll have needs
I'm melting, I'm melting. eeeek.
to let their feelings show
And my watch broke. Oldtimers will remember that I tied it together with a piece of string a long time ago. Well now the piece of the watch where I tied the string has come off. So I had to tie the string to someting else. It's all horribly complicated. But the good side is that it looks much like a hobo watch now so it goes with my general demeanor. If that is how you REALLY spell that. One of these days I'll even go buy a new watch. I'm tellin' ya. If it ain't broke don't fix it. If it IS broke then wait a couple of years and buy a replacement. This advice has been brought to you by Plume's School of (ghetto) Life.
bury your heart in a hole. bury your heart in a bury your heart in a bury your heart in a hole

cut that little child inside of me
Oh and to answer doll-hair's question: yes we still got our own language in denmark. It's called swedish and it's a mixture of french and gibberish. So now you know. We used to speak Danish but it was decided that Danish should be sold to Norway because they sounded a lot like us anyway. And we gotta make money somehow. Denmark ain't no rich country. There's a lot of hobos here, lemme tell you that. In a couple of days we're hosting the eurovision song contest (because we won it last year GO DENARK!!!!!111) and we had to sell our prime minister to Germany just to cover the costs. I think right now there's a general sale on danish politicians so if any of the non danish readers (the few that I have) want one then you should write to this address: Pia Kjærsgaard, Folketinget, Copenhagen, Denmark. I think she'll even pay the postage. Go knock yourselves out, kiddies.
oh the years burn
And completely unrelated to anything in that last paragraph, I'd like to thank whoever sent me more than 20 eCrush emails. That was a wonderful gesture. My inbox really appreciated it. Now I have my suspicions but of course I can't prove who did it. But rest assured I'll hunt you down and kill you find out. Haha. Here's all the funny emails I got:
I used to be a little boy

dad, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you
dragon, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
yeahdad, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
fucker, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
fuckerbutterfly, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
strokeman, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
arthritisman, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
dubba, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
jebman, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
stupidbritishbastard, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
youstupidbritishbastardyou, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
babybaba, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
boringtvweathermanperson, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
bloodychicken, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
you pedophile, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
hey look i know you fuck chickens, i do too, someone you know has an eCRUSH on y...
dear si/madam, you''ve been preapproved for heaven, now send us your firstborn a...
hey you yeah you perverted child eater, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
you motherfucking grape stealer, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
this will cost you $20, paypal preferred, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
hey you sexy motherfucker, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
you crazy bitch, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
dear monkey penis, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
i can''t get no satisfaction, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
hey you with the bad teeth, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
baby, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
eli, someone you know has an eCRUSH on you!
what's a boy supposed to do?
Creative. Very creative. Not quite as creative as some of the other spam I get. Like these:
the killer in me is the killer in you
Slots...Looser Than Your Girlfriend!!!!
YOUR DICK FAT AS A BEER CAN!!!
Powerful Life Changing Information Enclosed ....
burn burn burn buuuuuurn
I'm not sure which one of those is more appealing... But those slots that are looser than my girlfriend sound mighty tempting!
i used to be a little boy
Psychotic nothingness... hehe... I like that. Almost as good as random psychotic VIOLENCE! Kickiminthenuts
my love
I really think it's time that diaryland started working properly for me again. I really do. Otherwise I'm going to go on a violent rampage tearing down buildings like some lizard type of monster from an 80's arcade game. ROOOOOAR.
i send this smile over to you
Game over.
the killer in me is the killer in you... over to you
G'night, hobos
I'm livin' large, losers! :)
np: pumpkins - apathy's last kiss