Hello all. Or as Silent Bob would say "        ". Haha.
funny shit yo
Nothing much happened today. Deja vuvuvue?
it's the mind's filthy lesson
I downloaded the trial version of paintshop pro. 30 bleeding megabytes. And then it wasn't able to do what I wanted anyway. Great.
paintshop pro ho
Can anyone tell me how to save a bmp as a jpg without the text in the pic going blurry?
nevermind, I fixed it
Maybe I should give some visual aids...
everybody look over here
which brings me neatly to the next sexion.
ropey lopey
As a lot of you seemingly haven't noticed *coughcough* I joined the clix program. You clix me I get happy. That's how it works. And for that you need a banner. So I designed a banner. I suck at designing banners. Here's the banner I designed even though I suck at designing banners:
it's banner time! Break it down!

jack & Jill went up the hill
Haha. I just figured out how to save the bmp. If I save it as a gif instead of a jpg it's much clearer and much smaller. Teehee. Gee wiz I'm a tech wiz. Anyway. Moving on. Isn't that a nice banner?
you bet your sweet ass it is!
Well nice as it is it just doesn't say "CLICK ME YOU SLUTBOY/GIRL". So I wanted to make something more intersting. To be quite honest... I wanted a banner with breasts. So I started doing that. And here's the test one I came up with:
we need bigger boobs

That's Xenia Seeberg from Lexx by the way
Mehehehe. Cute no? It might be slightly crappy but I decided I liked it enough to use it. So that's my clix banner at the moment. But the fun doesn't stop there. Oh no.
the fun never stops at... deja vue
I just enjoyed making banners so much. Or maybe it was the half naked females. I'm not sure. Anyway. I made more banners. Let's look at some, ne?
yeeehaw

plume porn, your one stop shop
That is of course Katie Holmes. If you're an old plume reader then you'll know that this diary is the best place for nude katie holmes pics. So I thought people should know that...
let the good word spread
And then there's...
99 bottles of beer on the wall

all rise
I like this. I'm a very arrogant person. Of course Lara Flynn Boyle has the hots for me. It's only natural. Well Lara, if you're reading this (and I bet you are), I think you're okay and I would definately let you perform oral sex on me. So don't be shy.
fellate me.. fellate me agaaain
Ahem.
dirtyplume
Oh and I promise... if someone gives me a goldgiftmembership I'll put up dirty banner ads all over diaryland! How cool would that be. gimme gimme gimme.
freeloader
Yeah. That was a little banner fun on a boring sunday. I will have more banners for you to see soon. And some of these will probably go on the clix page too. And I'm not just doing all of this because I want to mention clix a lot. It's clix nothing clix importclixant.
yuo clix0rs me nouw!!!11
Hope you all is doing well.
don't cry...
G'clix, clix you all tomorrowclix
clix clix, clixxx
np: pumpkins - wishing you were