I was just starting to feel so good... and then... I was confronted with... MY DEATHCLOCK *plays foreboding music*

Yup. Still some time to go. But just knowing the date... it's such a pressure. I can't stand it... I'm going insane... ARAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGg

Actually, I'd be surprised if I make it that far. I'm thinking heart attack in july, a couple of days before they install dsl. Bam, you're dead.

More shocking news: Jack Nicholson called me a girl at a big awards show! I was pretty shocked I tells ya. I'm all man. I'll prove it too. You wanna have sex right now? Cause I'm ready, baby! (That was from a seinfeld episode. Not that there's anything wrong with that). ...oh, I forgot to mention that it happened in a dream. But still. Damn you Jack, damn you.

Speaking of dreams... I'm everywhere. I'm aaaall over diaryland, baby.

Just to clear things up a little for doll-hair, there ARE restrictions on pornography in Denmark. We're liberal, but not that liberal. Hence no child porn for ya. Sorry.

Not that I would'nt love to distribute illegal stuff and become hated by everyone. That is one of my goals. But still...

I still need to get that antivirus software I downloaded up and running. Would you believe that I had this computer going for more than a year without any antivirus protection? Isn't that one of the 7 original deadly sins? Yet I've managed to survive. But I figured it was about time so I downloaded some free (but good) stuff. It's been sitting on my desktop for a couple of weeks now I think. Because I've been sick. And because I'm a chicken and I know something as simple as setting up virus software is too complicated for my chicken brain.

Squawk

Chicken goes squawk?

I don't know. It's a "special" chicken.

G'night, sugarparents

np: pumpkins - silverfuck (earphoria)