The exciting life of Plume never ends.
the end
Downloading SHNs. Remember yesterday I had problems with them? Well, chalk that one up to netscape too. Apparently downloading them via netscape screws them up. I have now listened to Promise. Lucky me.
wonderbrafull
I went shopping today. Nothing to report. The shop is still there.
faschinating
I so love summer. It's one-derful having my mummy sitting outside in the garden close to my window while I flog the bishop.
that's a katie saying
I'm a big boy. I'm allowed to masturbate dammit.
the masturbation police will capture you
Stop blushing!
nah
Grrr.
brrr
So anyway.
as I was about to say
I know you all is looking at my butt. I see your eyes on my shiny metal ass. Don't deny it.
shaking that thing
You want fries with that shake? HAhahahahaHAhahaHAhahah.
teehee
I like that Fanta commercial where they think there's a message from outer space and it's just some fanta drinking kid burping. Way to go, teach our kids that burping is fun! I love the downfall or society.
hit rock bottom
Now I want to see a coca cola commercial where the kids are farting cola farts.
or masturbating with durex condoms
Oh god no. Netscape just crashed. Just like explorer used to do. Fuckall. Bugger. Crap. Then what's the bleeding point? Siiiiiigh.
computers drive me nuts
Well at least when netscape crashes it doesn't take my taskbar with it.
or whatever it's called
Snow anybay.
bootylicious
You know I'm not normally a sellout, begging for attention, desperate for hits and such. But I feel I must just point out that not a lot of people are clixing me. And I don't say that because I want to get more clixeses. No. It's just that Skye will kick anyone who don't click the clix link. And I don't want you all to get kicked. She has these billy corgan boots and you know it's gonna hurt. So for your own sake. And also we want people to get the chance to see my wonderful banners right? More of which are on their way by the way. Waaay.
what's the way that's cleaR?
I hope we can still smile.
could you laugh about it?
...and more diaryland problems. More downtime. Just remember who predicted diaryland was dying. Just remember who to boo and hiss at when I'm, I mean he, is right.
it pays to be psychic
Everybody dies.
all the while
Except that Highlander guy.
he be immortal and stuff

G'night, lowbreeders
I need to breed
np: sp - nothing and everything (breathe)