Nyargh. I have meeting tomorrow. My stomach is butterflying. I'm already nervous. I wish the world would leave me alone.
blablala
So.
sooooul power
More diaryland problems. It's happening a little too often these days. I get the feeling diaryland is dying. Drawing it's last breaths. We should all agree on a place to meet up if diaryland disappears. Like we're on a schooltrip and we need a safe place in case we get separated.
can I hang out with you cool kids?
Don't die diaryland. dammit.
just don't leave
I went shopping again. Not because I needed anything. More because I wanted to get into a rythm of getting up fairly early and going out. And even though my brain hates me I think my alarm clock idea rules. Oh yes. And thanks for all the reactions in the guestbook. If there's one thing that unites us across the earth it's the alarm clock I guess.
tick tock time's running out
I bought EdTV. It was cheap. And when I got home I discovered I can't watch it on my vcr. My fucking vcr is akKahdfnklg. It's dying. Don't die vcr. It bugs me. I need my vcr. And it just adds to my frustration right now. Diaryland was down. My vcr was acting up. I'm dead-nervous about the meeting. I hurt my nail. I've been experiencing such delightful emotions as anger, hate, self-pity, frustration, givingupness and lemon curry. It hasn't been the best of days.
Saliva tastes bad if you're drinking sulphur
And tomorrow will be ba...great. I have to get up and go to that meeting with my caseworkerpersonthing at 10. And even though it'll probably only last 20 minutes and even though she isn't out to make my life miserable on purpose I still get as nervous as before any other important meetings/appointments/fruits. But after it's done I'll get Amnesiac and Reveal. And then I'll go home and pretend nothing happened. Oh yes.
you can't hurt me
Ah. I don't mean to sound like a whiney little brat. It just happens.
per default
And I have to take my bike too. The trip there is easy. Lots of huge downhill. But that means lots of huge uphill on the way home. And I have to stop by the ghetto so I can buy my CDs. I bet I'll get mugged.
in the hoooood
I can't take the bus. The bus on that route is weird. Normal busses have rows of seats neatly arranged. So no matter where you sit you'll be staring into the back of whoever sits in front of you. But on this route they have a bus that's designed like a leisure lounge or something. The seats are arranged so you sit face to face with people. I can't sit face to face with someone. I can't face anyone in real life. I'm serious. I'd rather kill my lungs with the mount everest like slopes than sit in that bus. It just ain't gonna happen.
just call me bjarne riis
So in other words: the world sucks blabla.
etc
Wolves are cute when they're all small and cuddly. Like kittens. If you just don't think about the fact that they grow up to be vicious killers.
werewolves are even cuter...
Bored by my whining? Here's entertainment for you. It's googles auto translator. Of an Italian pumpkins page. Just read it. It's funny.
I laughed until my head came off
No really.
I SWAERE!!!1
Actually it isn't. I just checked the link. It's not the same page as I read. I don't know what happened. Sorry. My bad. It isn't funny. Don't click the link. Trust me.
For the love of all that's wholly holly. Trust me.

everything goes wrong all the time all the time. (if you go there then click the mp3 link. That's funnier)

At least Brøndby finished 2nd in the danish soccer league. That's not bad for a bunch of idiot players like the ones we have. I must remember to point out that I love those idiots though. We rock. Next year. I'm telling you. 20 seasons in the best league. 16 medals. Next year we'll be number 1. Numero uno. Top of the pops, baby!
simply the best
And I'd like to point out that this isn't really happening.
open your eyes to what's really going on
So with that in mind...
blow blow your mind
I'll go to bed early and lie awake all night worrying about tomorrow. It never fails.
weak. so very weak
And I promise tomorrow I'll be all drunk and funny. Possibly.
maybe not
G'night from your designated driver, Lasseplume
we can make it home with one headlight
nw: commercials on da telly