Things are looking bright.

I can upload to prohosting. The keyboard is working perfectly. My brother left.

The only worry that remains is the ordering dsl thing. I don't like phone calls. But I'll just try and think of the.. dsl. Oooh yeah.

There's practically nothing to complain about. How boring.

But should I be worried that my brother spends all his time in chatrooms and afterwards there'll be notes like "blondguy (13)" etc lying around? I'm just not comfortable with the thought of him picking up 13 year old boys. He's 21 by the way. Ah, he's probably just making friends. I'm sure he's not involved in any illegal preteen paedophile sex rings. Right?

But I hope they get someone cool to play me in the "movie of the week" on cable.

Guess whose ass this is:

it's Anna Kournikova's!

          ... so anyway. There should be more porn on tv. Well not more porn. Just more porn on the channels I get. Ya nouw wor I meen?

It's common sense really.

Don't forget to join the smashing pumpkins diaryring if you like your pumpkins smashed and your leadsingers bald. You know it makes sense. Download Jesus is the sun and listen to it and be convinced that I'm right and the smashing pumpkins are great. Link is down near the bottom. I command you to do it! (please?)

Last night I finally talked to Young, the coolest danish person on diaryland. We're both danish. I think it took all of 4 sentences before we switched to english. I guess we're both more comfortable with that. I don't like Danish much. I'm not much of a talker in real life. And online I only ever use english. My thoughts are english mostly. Danish just doesn't work when you're talking online.

Don't think I've never really chatted in danish. But I do remember the tirst few times I went online. I went to danish chatrooms. Much like the ones my brother likes to hang out in. It was just.. wrong. 30 people in the same room. I'm not good in groups. I don't fit in. I sit quietly in the corner. So I'd just go into a room and look at people talking. Giggling at some of the usernames. "1000 kr for young boys" "meet me at [thisplace]" "will do anything for money". Yeah, classy.

I never stayed long in those rooms. I never talked to anyone. But there was one funny moment that I thought of when I read Young's diary because she's a big silverchair fan. And I remember being in one of these rooms and a girl just out of the blue said a line from a silverchair song. She wasn't talking to anyone in particular. So then I said another line from a silverchair song. And she said a line. And then without really talking to each other we just proceeded to "sing" silverchair lines to each other. It was kinda cool. But then she left. There was just something bizarre about the whole situation. We were just spewing out silverchair lines in one of those inane chatrooms. I wonder if anyone noticed at all... they probably thought it was secret code for "if you meet me in one hour I'll blow you for a pack of cigarettes".

And they would've been soooo right.

har har. I need a bj.

G'night, don't you love it when I leave you with sucha pretty thought?

np: pumpkins - jesus is the sun