You know, more people should be caught having sex on webcam. It would make my life much more interesting. I mean what's the point of having a webcam if you're not going to flood the internet with your sexy self? Share the wealth. And so on.
woohoo
Is whiskey supposed to be all cream like? Didn't taste too bad. Yes, that's right. I raided the liquor cabinet. Well, the fridge. Mmmm. I'm not drunk though, I just play one on tv.
I'm really not
Well it's been a stupid hot day. I've done nothing in particular. Just tried to stay alive.
and managed. Dammit.
And made some banners.
bannerwhores
What's that? You want to see some more banners with breasts? Well, okay.
if you say so
Actually they're more.. oral. But whatever. Have a look at these. And click one. For fun. And the penguins. So everyone gets to see these banners on clix.
spread the good word

that would be jennifer tilly there
Okay that was a banner with breasts I guess.
biguns

courtney love
I'm a tasty treat all right.
mmmmmmm

dominique lolita swain
Teehee.
snicker

from jawbreaker
Nooo. No oral fixation.
not at all...
So that was a bit of fun, wasn't it?
that's why you're all laughing right?
You know (I like starting with that phrase, you know?), I've disrespected a lot of pop groups over the years. But after listening to NSYNC's Pop I've seen that I'm wrong. As they put it "All that matters is that you recognize that it's just about respect". And NSYNC if you're reading this (and we all know you are) then I'd just like to say that I now truly and honestly respect... ..whoever wrote that song for your pretty assed band! ha!
fooled ya!
"Now, why you wanna try to classify the type of thing we do?". Cause you suck! Hah!
suckers!
No offense to nsync fans. It takes all kinds.
even crap band kinds
Anyway. If I was making millions then I wouldn't give a flying donkey about respect. And in a funny sense this diary proves that...
think about it
And just for the record, I looked up those lyrics, I didn't know them by heart foo. I can't stand watching a whole nsync video. There's just something creepy about them. And I mean that. Even if I mute it. They scare me.
kinda spooky
From where I'm sitting the lamp is reflected in the glass-door leading to the garden and it looks slightly like a ufo but if you focus your eyes on it you can see that it's just the reflection of the lamp. It keeps disappointing me.
homesick alien
Ehm. I fucked up my links entry. I dunno what happened. If you think you belong on it and your diary name starts with a letter between "d" and "r" then go look and let me know if you're not there. I hate that. Gdamnit. I can think of the first 3-4 good diaries that are gone. I'll have to go put them back. Hope I don't forget any... shite.
links make the world go around
Curses.
expletive deleted
Oh bugger this, I'm going to bed.
zzzzz
G'night linkers and linkees

np: pumpkins - crestfallen