I'm feeling muchos betros betros ghali. Ah, I wonder if that makes sense.

Start again.

I'm feeling much better. Must be the positive energy from my guestbook. You know it might be the whiskey talking but I love you guys. If you promise to wipe your feet on the mat outside then you're all invited to my place for root beer and good old fashioned dancing. Let's party like in the good old days!

I'm still coughing. But at least it doesn't ache all over when I cough. That's a real improvement. I've forgiven my lung now.

You know what Denmark's most famous male porn actor is called? "Porno Lasse". I kid you not. My name is Lasse by the way. Everywhere I go people ask me "are you porno lasse?"... well, they don't but I know that's what they're thinking. Probably. Or maybe "did he just steal the fish knife?".

So. Crocodile Dundee... 3?!? ...is that really a good idea now? I just can't imagine how it could not be embarrassingly bad. But then maybe the originals were too. I just remember loving them. He was so cooool, I wanted to live in the outback like a crocodile hunter. Yeah. I think it was one of the few movies that I watched and laughed at together with my brother. Yeah, classy movie. I'm sure number 3 will be brilliant. coughcough.

And I saw the new radiohead video on mtv yesterday. Looks brilliant. And it's a great song. I had a live mp3 of it already so even though I'm not downloading Amnesiac ahead of time I still recognised it when I was zapping through mtv. Egyptian song or pyramid song or whatever they ended up calling it. Give it a try, radiohead rocks like root beer and silky white stockings and a nice cigar.

I can't upload to prohosting again, dammit. People need the site, I need to be able to upload. Dammit.

My brother's been to Prague this week by the way. Must be 7-8 years since I was there with my school. I wonder if they were ready for another visit from my demonlike family? Poor bastards.

But mostly I don't care.

Russia is sending a tourist into space? Why didn't I hear about that? I would've been the perfect space tourist. People say I'm "out there" all the time!

Hahahahahahahhahaha.

People call me the space cowboy... ooohooh. Some call me the gangsta of luurve... Some people just call me Maurice... Ah, I can't remember those damn lyrics (Edit). But anyway, as I was saying. People constantly call me "Porno Lasse the Space Cowby".

Mhm.

Far out, babe.

Far out.

Haha, I just posted this whole entry in my song of the day diary. LOG OUT, Plume, log out... My brain is still offline I guess. Far out.

G'night, babes

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