Earlier today I had a craving for raw cookie dough. I wonder if I'm pregnant?
all that unprotected masturbation
We never bake like we used to.
christmas cookies
Oh Mr Belpit your legs are so swollen.
kaboom
So when I said that Plume was netscape safe I was apparently not quite right. I can't figure out netscape. First plume worked fine in it and then it don't and so on. Grrr. And it won't let me verdananize the text. And there are several little niggles. I give up. Annoying. It would be easier for me to use netscape. But I'll either go back to explorer or just use both. Hey, there's nothing as exciting as browsers. What a wooden word. Brrrrouh-ser.
gives me a woody, hahaha
But apart from that nothing at all ever changes.
heart and cross
Oh Meester Belpit your legs are soo swollen.
maybe I could've loved you better
maybe I should've loved you more
maybe our hearts were just next in line
maybe everything breaks sometimes
I was bored again so I went back to Celebmatch and checked out which males I'd be most compatible with. You know just in case I decided to play for the other team some time in the future. Here are the results:
hir ar de results from de danisj djuree
Noah Bastian 98%
Bryan McFadden 98%
Mark Wills 98%
Josh Server 97%
Macaulay Culkin 96%
Home alone...
So there's all chance of me being gay gone. The only one I really know is Macaulay Culkin and he doesn't quite do it for me, I'm not Michael Jackson you know... McFadden is a sportstar I think?
I am doll parts
Oh Mr Balpet your legs are so schwollen.
kaboooom
Nah, I'll stick to the ladies. There's a lot of goodlooking /%#?%)&"(¤/ in the house tonight.
but would it kill you to play a little foghat?
still aching
someday you will ache like I ache
Ooh, Mr Belpit ya legs be so swollen man.
kaaboooooooom
Don't nobody know my troubles but god. And there is no god. So don't nobody know my troubles.
for the rest of your life
My dad will be home on wednesday. Did I mention that already? I'm not looking forward to it. I wish he'd just stay away. But it'll be nice to see him I guess. Two weeks and then we'll ship him back to our prison colony on Greenland. Or the school where he teaches. I forget.
satan's coming to town
Oi Belpit! You leg swollen fo sho!
kapow
Okay, what is pokemon porn? I mentioned it in one of my old entries and now I'm getting google hits for it. Aren't pokemon little strange creatures? Do they even have genitals? I mean come on. Freaks. Stick with the simpsons porn like the rest of us.
Oooh bart... oh lisa.. mmm...marge....Oh my oh my
I've never watched pokemon. I tried once but it had one of those typical horrible danish voice-overs. I swear there are 5 danish actors who does all the voices for all the cartoons that ever come to denmark. It's awful. I'm sure I'm missing out on a lot. Pokemon porn and such.
kawaii fo sho
And right now I'm fighting to find a way to listen to a .shn file. I want to hear Promise dammit! Winamp can kiss my shiny metal plume ass. Grrr.
shnamp sucks dick
But anyway. Read my mind.
I'm dying, I'm dying please.
c u don u just want 2?
I AM 1!!!11
What happened to the prizes, Andrew?

G'night, Monsieur Belpit
your legs are so swollen
...and nothing stops it happening

np: the smashing pumpkins - holiday (heart)