NEWS: Andrew fixed it. I Thought the html was gone. Andrew is my hero. Ignore the swear words...


Yeah. As stated in last entry. Half my html disappeared. Diary may look screwy right now. Tomorrow I'll go rebuilding. And try and get it back to its former glory. *cough*. Anyway, here's tonight's slightly unfinished entry:

Hoh Hum. Another nothing day.
much to my surprise
I should post some cybersex transcripts. Or nude pics of Halle Berry. Or a practical guide to the art of oral sex. Just to keep you excited.
no more secret words today...
Oh come on. Who doesn't want to see her topless. Admit it.

Maeh.

Damn the girl from Addis Black Widow is hot. Not that beautiful. Just hot. Smokin'. It's those lips. Mesmerising. Young says she (the addis girl, not young herself!) used to be a pornstar. But that would just be too good to be true. I'd pay good money to see that.

Gah.

Yes, as you might be able to tell I still don't have anything to talk about. And I'm feeling slightly horny.

Dammit.

Which reminds me. I watced the mtv movie awards on mtveurope tonight. I don't see why people complain that Christina Aguilera looks slutty. I just cannot see the downside to that.

Yeah, I like the movie awards. Hot chicks, funny parodies. A lil bit of Jim Carrey and Mike Myers. Can't be bad. And of course the memory of the greatest moment in tv history. When Chewbacca got the lifetime award. He's one badass mofo.

Oh my god, I'm boring

I don't even know if that'll work anymore. I like taking risks. It makes life more fun.

Or something.

Pamela Anderson has big boobs.

That's it, I'm outta here. Off to take a cold shower. As I often do after midnight...

So now you all know why boys do that.

Night night

np: radiohead - talkshow host