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I'm much, much, much too shy. *blushes*. Dang.

Hmhmhmhmhm.

So. Didn't take Radiohead long to cop out, did it? What happened to all that fancy "no music videos" talk etc etc etc? Well, at least they chose Idioteque, the best song on Kid A. But oh La-di-da how Radiohead are challenging and different and oh-so brave. Grrrr. Nobody cares about the pumpkins. Releasing a whole album for the fans on the internet and no one cares. Grrrr. Ah. Well. I still love Radiohead. I'm sure Amnesia or Amnesiac or whatever it's called will be great. Anyone can play guitar.

I redid my analyzer a couple of days ago and in the favourite movies part I ended by saying you should just assume I have a great taste in music. D'oh. Just call me stoopid. I meant in movies of course. I'll have to change that. So hurry to my analyzer and witness my stoopidity before I remove it. And sign it while you're there.

Also today I watched perhaps the worst movie I've ever watched. It was the kind of movie that made me wish for crow and tom servo to be sitting next to me. It was mst3k gold. The title you ask? Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. Yes. How can anyone not love a move with a title like that? It sucked, bad script, bad acting, bad excuses for nudity, bad ending. Like a hollywood movie minus 15 gadziliion dollars. I loved it. Mahahaha. Here's a review. Beautiful.

"A nasty lesson for a nasty girl..."

And speaking of nasty girls... am I the only one who thinks Monica Lewinsky is a bit sexy? Everyone seems to think she's ugly, fat, a whore and I'm sure everyone in America hates her. I don't know why but I kinda like her. Maybe it's those lips. Maybe I'm a horny bastard. Nevermind.

Tom Hanks looks good in that Cast away thing. I saw the trailer. That bearded look is neat. The savage bearded look. Looks better than he's looked in a long time. He should do more Robinson Crusoe movies.

One of the best sources for diary entry titles is Monty Python. They're just too good. I think they made their flying circus just to supply me with titles. And fresh fruit of course.

I have a slight headache. Ever so slight..

It rained when I took off for the bank this morning. It was kinda nice. Biking through the rain. The roads are awful here though. There are holes. Like in that Godzilla movie, where whatshisname can't see the footprint until someone points out that he's standing in it. I can't remember whatshisname's name. He was in Cable Guy with Jim Carrey. He's married to Sarah Jessica Parker isn't he? This is going to really really bug me. Grrrr. He was Dr. Gadgett. Mr Gadget? That gadget thing. INSPECTOR GADGET! Damn, my memory is out for lunch right now. .....MATTHEW BRODERICK! Daaaamn. That took me 10 minutes. Agh. I should really just delete all this and pretend like I'm really smart and never forget anything. But then what would be the fun of that?

Anyway, what I was trying to say was that it was nice biking through the rain, getting wet. I like rain. But I still want snow. We might get a little tonight. I hope so. I forgot to check the moon out. It was supposed to be all red. I can't remember the proper term. If a total eclipse is when it goes all black and disappears would this then be just an eclipse? I don't know. I forgot to go out and look at it. Staring at the sky is nice though. I should've remember. But my memory just isn't functioning I guess. Blablabla.

I feel old. Boring.

The "b" key is sluggish. Like the world is sending me subliminal signals about how I really shouldn't use b too much.

I don't think I do. I wonder why the world insists on the importance of me not using b when I really don't use it all that much. You'd think the world had better things to do.

Maybe I'll stop using b completely. Wouldn't that e fun? I drank two anana milkshakes today. Yum. I drink too much. Milkshake, soda, water, milk. I should cut down. ut at least I don't drink alcohol or coffee. That's good, no? Maybe the world wants me to get pissed drunk. This whole thought process was rought up y the sluggishness of the " " key. The world is a fascinating thing, isn't it?

okay, enough of that. B's back baby!

And I'm gone.

g'night, dream a little dream of me

np: pumpkins - perfect (980115) (I like the solo acoustic perfect so much more than the one on the album. Just thought I'd share that. Again)

...strangers when we meet, strangers on the street, lovers while we sleep, perfect, you know this has to be...