Shoutout: Mark LeDrew roolz. If you ever meet him in real life then buy him a beer and a carrot from me.

Ah, I'm back. Typing at the internetmonster instead of the 486. Sweet.

But I didn't buy a new keyboard. And I know that leaves you with all sorts of questions like "how are you typing? Did you invent some sort of mindcontrolled computer interface? Are you drunk as shit?". But no. I'm typing on the same old keyboard. It magically came back to life. I'd like to think that i fixed it myself. Last night I opened it up and cleaned and messed about and all sorts of rubbing went on. Didn't seem to help. But then this morning I got up and decided to test it before I went to buy a new one. And lo and behold. It worked. Mostly. Some keys had "Special features". Like when I typed "j" it would be followed by a linebreak. And when I typed "s" it would be followed by the cursor whizzing to the top of the page. And "k" would be followed by a "/"... you get the idea. Lots of fun effects. Made typing wonderfully unpredictable. But it worked enough to get me to drop my "buy a new keyboard" plan. And since then it's been working pretty well. Right now it works almost perfectly. So any speeling mistaiks are my own fault. Possiblee. I guess all the keyboard needed was a good night's sleep. Didn't even have to soak it. Or perform any voodoo rituals. You know the voodoo that you... oh nevermind.

I guess my decision to buy a new one was too rash. But I was in a panic state due to my not having a workable keyboard, you see. That panic state disappeared when the keyboard started working. That was completely unnecessary and boring. Anyway, thanks for the messages of sympathy and such. Helped me through the crisis.

yeah, those were some exciting hours. I live a full life. My adrenaline is still rushing around my veins. I think.

The daft speaker just introduced The Simpsons as "the yellow family in springfield". What they hey kinda colour are the other families then? And when will we stop labeling people as colours? Huh?

I feel bad for Keanu Reeves. Everybody makes fun of his acting. But look at all the shit that's happening to him. I feel bad. Poor fella.

Someone with a gold membership should make a really cool diary ring. If I could I'd make "plume's ring of smacktastic diaries" and I'd invite you all to join cause i luvs ya. Really, I mean that. Just because I suck doesn't mean I suck up. In the bad way.

No, what I really want is a diarying of stupid diaries. That would be neat.

Do you know how loud hedgehogs chew? Loud. That's how loud. Yes, Mr Hedgehog is back. That must mean spring has arrived. It never fails. My back yard is the hedgehog equivalent of a busy motor way.

Agggn

Been working on my other diary. And you can now get even more smashing pumpkins Reel Time Sessions mp3's at Smashing Pumpkins Song of the Day. My new site is a succes. It has more visitors than Plume these days. Grrr. I should stop plugging it, shouldn't I? I should stay away from the message boards and keep quiet.. But you can still go there...

And if you like Radiohead, why don't you check out this place. (well that link doesn't work anymore. Sorry. I can't be bothered to dig up another place. Sorry.) It's apparently got all the amnesiac tracks. I only downloaded one. Amnesiac will be one of the few cd's I actually buy so I don't want to spend time downloading it too...

So now that I have a working keyboard I have nothing to say. Damn. Isn't it funny that the analyzers still say they will be finished in a day or so? No?

Damn.

Insipience has this thing in her diary where her visitors can enter random sentences and then they'll appear randomly in her diary at random. And I wanted to contribute with a sentence. Here it is: "I swallowed a peanut and now I pee nuts". I have no idea where that came from. I wonder if I've picked that up somewhere or it's the product of my sick mind. "I swallowed a peanut and now I pee nuts". Isn't that funny?

No? Damn.

Then I better go.

G'night, damned ones

np: pumpkins - east (alt)