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I'm watching the Champions League final on the telly. Bayern Munich versus Valencia. It's gone to penalty shoout outs. How exciting. I'll keep you posted throughout the entry. it's a concept. Performance art. I'm alone in the house. Masochistmother left earlier. The house is all quiet and empty. I luvs it. kermit the hermit Paulo Sergio missed the first penalty. That means Valencia gets the chance to go ahead. now open up the do'! I have the fridge stocked with sodas. The small ones. I call them pops. I think that's used in America too right? Dunno. Mendieta scores. Bayern Munich 0 - Valencia 1. damn you bayern, schalke-beaters Cold soda. Hot day. The hottest in a while. No one around. Bare wrists. One of these days I'm going to have to move out and get a life of my own. bloody likely Haha. Right. Fooled ya, didn't I? the original prankster Zahovic misses! Valencia no longer leads. Bayern 2 - Valencia 2. the excitement is unbearable I made spagetti for dinner. I'm all italian like Patrik Andersson misses for Bayern! good thing everyone cares about soccer I messed it up. You'd think Spagetti and sausages was easy to make... but no. It tasted like crap. I threw it out. I'll never survive on my own like that. Tomorrow I think I'll have bread for dinner. bread and water Valencia missed one and Effenberg scored for Bayern. If Valencia misses Bayern will win. flickering light. Stop flickering. Damn sausages. red ones. Valencia scores. The drama goes on. and on and on and on I like the way R.E.M. looks now. Seen them a couple of times lately. They don't look like they're trying to be young and mtv hip. They look kinda old. And comfortable. I dig it. And Imitation of Life is growing on me too. that's hollywood Bayern scored. Now Kily Gonzalez must score for Valencia. And he does. Still tied. tie me up in ribbons the lion roars tonight Thomas Linke up for Bayern. Scores. goooooooooooool Look at my karma! It's 0. I have zero karma. Someone call the police. The Karma Police even. Haha. If you're a radiohead fan you'll get the joke. You won't laugh. But you'll get it. Zero karma. I guess that's what you get for being a member of pron sites like celebscans. DAM YUO PR0N PEDLERSS!!!11 I only go there for the articles. Deja vu vu vue? VALENCIA MISSES!!! Bayern Munich are now the European champions. Oliver Kahn saves it. And that concludes Plume's live broadcast from the Champions League final penalty shootouts. See you next year for more soccer excitement. This broadcast was brought to you by Plume's Pay Per View. Please send all checks to RICHSOB c/o Plume, diaryland.com. Thank you. mooney, that's all I want, just gimme money It's a year ago that Billy Corgan announced the smashing pumpkins would break up. The day music died. I should do something. Go into mourning. But what's the point? Doesn't change anything. Let me die for rock'n'roll. I'll just put on the kroq almost acoustic xmas and pretend it never happened. Billy don't go... under your stars forever Well, now that the soccer is over and I've cried dry tears over the pumpkins I really don't have any reason not go to bed. Let me just plug Diaryland's gold membership. Really, you should sign up. Help save diaryland. Don't let diaryland die like all the other free things. You know the ones. So save diaryland. And eh, I want to sign up too. So can I borrow a credit card from someone? I promise I'll only charge dland gold membership (and maybe some warez and porn and haxors and arabian terrorism sites). How's about it? It's just money, doode But anyway. Off to bed. I always get a bit paranoid when I'm on my own and it gets dark. Double check all windows and doors. All the noises outside are more scary. But I'm a brave little trooper. And just because there's a minor crimewave going on in the neighbourhood doesn't mean I'm worried. Oh no the fedz are knocking on my do'! *brings a baseball bat to bed* basketball bat too And no that has nothing to do with pr0n. perfectly innocent G'night, batters up hehehe... perfectly innocent too np: pumpkins - lover (981212)
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