Ng. I have a head ache. I'm tired. It's too hot. VIP is on tv. Can things GET any worser?
this is the secret. read this? you know the secret!
My dad woke me up early this morning. He was at my window. Asking me to go open the door. I don't see why he couldn't hang around outside our house until I decided to get up. But oh well. I let him in. Said hi and hello. And went back to bed to sleep some more. And he went to bed to sleep a bit after his trip from Greenland to Denmark.
I'm on a plain
Sleep is good.
he said profoundly
But I wish wish wish he'd stay away. There was supposed to be a strike in Greenland. But they postponed it for a week. This means that instead of him not coming here there's now a chance he won't be leaving 2 weeks as planned. Grrreat. At least he has to sleep in the same bed as my mother again. I know he'll hate that.
family suckiness
Sigh.
sigh sigh sigh
But whatever. I'll live. Worse things happen at sea.
look at the titanic. over there -->
I'll miss the quiet. People should stop talking. I'll be happy the day we discover how to use the full potential of our brains and start communicating telepathically. That'll be sweet.
yoni
Talking never leads to anything good.
never say never
On the wall behind me we have a calendar. From Greenland. So my dad sees it. And he asks me: "does that calendar hang there?". What what what am I supposed to say? "No!". I mean. It's hanging there. It's there. He's looking at it. Stop trying to make conversation.
hush
But at least he brought me headphones. I thought maybe he stole them but turns out they were a gift from the aeroplane people. Neat.
aeroplane people rule
Oh and there's whiskey in the fridge. I could go drink my brains out. Too bad I don't like alkyhol. Baileys.
hiccup
Are you leet? Do you know the secret of plume? Get cracking. It's almost as big as the machina mystery.
is plume glass? Who's june?

bastard
I GET THE F'ING POINT, JOHN!
now get off my newsgroup
Ooh. My head. My poor head.
crack my skull
I'm going to bed.
apologies for the crappy entry
Woe is me.
as always
G'night
hooligan gorillas
nw: vip