G'day mates. Howe'z yuo all doin? Im fine. lol j/k.
like omg!!
Aaaah.
my brain hurts
I guess it was father's day or something? I dunno. My daddyo will be here monday or tuesday next week. From Greenland. Just great. I predict that 10 minutes after he's entered the house they'll be arguing. And because the computer is in the living room I can't hide away in my room and slowly develop a self-loathing apathetic state of mind to numb the pain. etc.
suicide is painless
Bah.

Q is on The Practice! Woohoo. I love Q. I want to live in the q continuuuum when I grow up. I also want to be able to spell to continuum without looking it up. Or alternatively I want to possess the energy to go look it up.
Q and I
I cleansed my computer today. I was searching for some files and some of the results were from a folder called c:/windows/cookies. So I went to that folder. And there were about 1,000,000,000,000,000 cookies. Strangely many of them were called things like "porntracker" "sexlist" etc. I wonder what my mum really uses the computer for. I certainly never look at sex online. Never. Anyway, I deleted most of the cookiees. It's not like I have a big crusade against cookies. But some of those sites... Why do they need to cookie me? It's just needless. Some of the sites do need to cookie me. And I kept the cookies I could identify as useful. The rest went out. Damn, now I got myself hungry for cookies. Oh well.
I did it all for the cookie
Just call me the cookiemoonster.
moooh
Now for some more banners. As you will all recall I've been making banners for the clix thing. I'm having loadsa fun making these. Weird. Anyway. I know they're all a bit crappy but bear in mind that I suck at it and that I don't have much use for them anyway.
so there
This first one I actually kinda like. I find it funny. I'm sorry I do. You and whose breasts? Can't you just picture Thom Yorke singing that? You and whose army of breasts. This makes me giggle.
fnis tihi gigglesnort. I miss you when you're gone

if you think you're hard enough
Here's one I absolutely would've loved two years ago:
right here waiting for you

show girlz
Just to show you why I have to have banners with boobs I'll show you the best boobless banner I made:
boobs everywhere I look

buzzes like a fridge
Now that's kinda boring don't you think?
sure you do
And I'm sure you all notice the radiohead/boobs theme.
what a combination
Okay, it is possible to make okay banners without boobs I guess. The next one is okay. The problem is that it just looks too much like it would be a girl's diary. I should make some manly manlike banners. That would be appropriate. But boring. Girls are so much funner. That's what I think anyway.
I like girls

this isn't real
Screeeam.

Hmmm... that banner is looking familiar to me... I wonder if someone else have used that pic of Tamara Mello(w)? I swear I didn't rip anyone off. I'd never do that. Honestly. You can trust me. Look at all the boobs. You can trust me.
na na na na
It's just a fact. Nothing beats boobs.
boobs 4eva

show me your stuff hotlips
I mean... boobs just rules is all.
uh huh

what a handfull etc
And before you say I'm obsessed... ehm, don't. And stuff.
I'm a maaaaniac

answer me!
Because really... I'm not. I think.
probably

breasts! Teeehee
I just... kinda like 'em.
yeeeah

I see you
Okay, that's enough for now... If you like any of the banners or you want to make this old dodger happy then click one. For me.

This was "Banners With Boobs" by Dirtyplume. But if you think that these are the last banners you'll see then you're sadly mistaken. I'm just having too much fun making these. It's like some weird fetich of mine now. I will make more banners. Even though I have nowhere to use them apart from clix. But hey. I'm having fun so why not. Feel free to use any of these to link to me too. Diaryland needs more boobs. Even though Plume does his best to rectify that...
I'm the biggest boob there is
If you want to peek inside the working progress then here's a wasteoftime picture of my graphics package screen. Fun fun fun. And the great thing is that I have a screenshot in the screenshot. It's really great. You'll thank yourself for spending the 3.04 minutes on it.
nevermind
And another great thing is that I think I'm able to use the 30-day eval paintshop pro 7 (deep breath) more than 30 days. And even without cracking it or hacking it. Or warez. Or anything. See I was all smart I thought. Before installing it I messed with my computer clock. So I'd get more time. So I changed the date from june 17th to june 1st. And it was only afterwards that I realized that I did it wrong. When I set my clock back to the 17th I'd have LESS than 30 days. So I thought I'd screwed it up. But I guess I screwed up paintshop too because it keeps saying that the program will stop functioning on the 60th day and I'm on day 62. Hehe. And it's been like that for a couple of days. So I'm home free. Probably. (actually I've deleted it because I don't want warez on my computer, it's just wrong.)
stealing rocks!
So I'm still using corel draw. D'oh. It's not like I have 3 or more programs/screens running like Skye. So I get by.
high in the sky
Ah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to end this entry in such a boring way.
I know I'm never boring normally
Go look at the banners again. Aren't they super funny? I think it's super good how I can do physical comedy and not just high-class intelectaul stuf.
woot!
ROCK ON"!!!!"1213
and on and on
G'night rockers
rockabye bye
nw: the practice