So. If you visited me last night you might've stumbled upon a lack of entries. As in no text. But it's all good now. Half my html disappeared but Andrew restored it from a backup thing. No worries mate. And I have now made nice and clean backups of my html myself. Just in case..
living in the htmlbermuda triangle
I was listening to some Nirvana. As I do. And one of the guys in the band started joking around about bootleggers. He said amongst other things that they (the people taping the shows, not Nirvana themselves...) were paedophiles and supported murder in the 3th world and torture children. Now my mother was in the room when I was listening to that. And she doesn't understand english very well. She probably just picked up the keywords. So I'm convinced that my mother now thinks I'm a violent pedophile who listens to nasty rock music. My life is so exciting.
that's why I love it so much
Oh no the fedzz is knocking at my doh, all they see is money stacked from ceiling to the floh. Oh no, nigga's gotta go!
gorillaz rule my ass
someone should send me text messages. Funny text messages. I don't know how. But do it anyway. I need it. I need this.
crazy what you could've had
Happy birthday, Bruce Wayne.
crime pays
Today was a bad day. The Danish soccer tournament was decided. FC Copenhagen won the championship. By beating Brøndby. Bröndby is my beloved team. FCK are the local rivals. This was a bad day.
bad to the bone
Soccer is one of the few pleasures in my meaningless existence. Except when we lose. Grargh. Something positive has to happen soon. Something really good.
something so special
Grargh. My video is on the brink of collapsing. My html disappeared. I got that meeting. Brondby lost the championship. Everything sucks, everyone's depressed.
bring me down, bring me down
I need a miracle. (And don't ask me to go out and make positive stuff happen myself. That'd just be silly).
never gonna happen
I don't like the look of next week. I think we should skip it. Anybody with me on this? Sign my petition. Let's get grandfather clock to wind past it all.
grandfather time? Flashmeister B?
I wanted to write an erotic story about Madonna. Instead I ended up gawking at pictures of Katja Kean. My life is so exciting.
ain't nothing wrong with porn, dude
IT'S BLOWING MY F'''ING MIND!!!!
blew blew away
Rape me my friend. Rape me again. Zieg Heil. Controversial songs are boring. Where's my flowers'n'sunshines? Eh? Eh?
where my homies at?
Flowers'n'sunshine is where it's at. And I know.
sell the kids for food. Cut the kids in half.
So they're killing McVeigh soon? He said, changing the subject drastically hoping to shock his unsuspecting viewers.
Talking to yourself again?           Yes.
That is wrong. Not that he doesn't deserve to die. But the death penalty isn't right. I don't have the right. Everyone is gay.
I swear I don't have a gun
Damn Nirvana. Stop infesting my mind.
suicide is painless
Yeah. I don't mean to make light of McVeigh. Maybe if I was American I'd feel different. I dunno. I just don't think there should be a death penalty. Not even for him. If you kill one guy then you've made the choice. Then you have to kill the next horrible guy. And the next. If you tolerate this then your children will be next.
drunk and hand in hand
And they're broadcasting his execution to the families of the victims. Why not make it pay per view nationwide? Give the money to charity. I'm sure the families would like to see him fry. But I don't really like that idea either. Are they allowed to tape it? Super snuff for the left behind..
watch him fry in slowmotion
I should probably shut up. I don't want to offend anyone.
really, I don't
The keywords for today's entry were: pedophile, torture, nigga, heil, rape, gay, McVeigh, death penalty, snuff.
Saddam says hello
I don't want to offend anyone...
but you suck monkey dick in a big way!
Knickers. Oops, what a give-away.
underwear where?
I better go before I start a 4th world war.
nuclear winter brings food to the fucked
G'night, don't hate me. I don't mean to stare.
one baby to another says I'm lucky to've met you
np: nirvana - very ape (940222)