Today was a very saturday day. Unlike most other days in the week.
tuesday for example
I had a nightmare involving Twin Peaks, MP3s, moonfemme and my computer dying. Laura Palmer was there and I was screaming and screaming. And then I woke up. Scared. I'm not usually scared after nightmares but I was after this one. It must've been the part about my computer dying. I couldn't get it to work again. What a horror.
I can still feel the terror
I want to live in a daftpunk video. Or a daft punk video. You know?
or a cool punk video
I finally got around to listening to Reveal. And I must say it's great. Radiohead is the greatest band alive today but I think R.E.M. is on second place for me right now. Reveal is one of the few CDs I've liked from the first listen. Probably because I was lucky enough to find lots of live concerts before I got the CD. So I knew several of the songs. I recommend you buy it. It's probably going to sell like shit.
AS SEEN ON TV
Which would be a good sign that it's good music.
Goodie good
*sigh*. I had to password happycouple.diaryland.com ... to protect the innocents. My very first diary. Of sorts. Started it the first of July 2000. I'm almost up to my 1 year anniversary on diaryland... You wouldn't know I was a veteran by reading this would ya? Ah well. Happycouple is now offlimits. So you can all stop going there every day to read old entries. No more I tells ya!
it's a sad sad day
I wonder if we'll get a hot summer. Maybe that mini heatwave a while back was all of it. Maybe it'll be cold and full of rain. Maybe the waterlevels will rise and Denmark will be flooded. In years to come they'll talk about the fabled sunken kingdom of Denmark. Maybe they'll hire scubadivers to pull our bodies from their watery graves. Maybe we'll be invaded by Russia. What kind of name is Putin? It reminds me of the french name for whore I think. Putain? Or something like that. My french isn't what it used to be. Have I told you about the 13 I got at my french oral exam (french oral. putain. heehee)? That's the best possible grade. I rock. Well I rocked. I hope we won't be invaded by the french. I'd go around asking the soldiers "Whore?". I wonder if there's life in outer space.
men are from mars and women are from the other side of mars
Maybe humanity will be enslaved. Then all the danes will laugh in their watery graves. At least we won't have to be slaves to the little green men.
and the big grey ones too
Endgame.
bandwidth stealer am I says I
The endgame is the beginninggame is the endgame.
and everything's upside down.
Hush my darling, don't cry my darling, the lion sleeps tonight, hush my darling, don't cry my darling the lion sleeps tonite.
hun går rundt med numsen bar
Weeeeeeeeeee *makes up nonsense lyrics* awimoway awimoway awimoway awimoway
don't fall on me
This one goes out to the one I've left behind...
another prop
ngggg.... must..stop...quoting...rem..lyrics..... must stop...
brain dripping mind tripping
I best be on my way before I turn this into a singalong.
sometimes everything is wrong
Oh oh. One more thing. I don't want Bunnyrabbit to monopolize the dland masturbation talk. So I just wanted you all to know that I recently discovered that masturbating while lying down is rather nice. I used to always do it sitting. And I thought I was so good at it... Go figure. No, better not think about it.
you'll go blind
Idle hands do the devil's work, fawlty.
don't mention the war
You must all download R.E.M.'s cover of Arms of Love. You must. And buy Reveal. And Amnesiac. And tell me your best masturbation tricks. And teach me french. And clix me. And stand upside down on your tongue. And love me unconditionally. Just do my general bidding and I'll be happy. Ok?
ok!
G'night, slaves and corpses
and blind people too
np: r.e.m. - the lifting