Oh it's you again? Didn't you get enough yesterday? No? Well, good for you.
everyone's had enough
I almost didn't update yesterday. 15 minutes after I posted last night's entry my internet died. Actually it was scheduled downtime, I'd just forgotten all about it. Good thing I decided to update a wee bit earlier than normal. Otherwise you all might have had to go Plumeless for the night. Shock. Gasp. Lemon Curry? Fear. Pain. The horror.
the indifference
Have I mentioned that I'm planning on growing an afro? My hair has been doing this weird thing lately, practically standing upright, so I figured why not go all out and grow a completely impossible hair cut. Like in one of those sitcoms where the black dad looks back on his youth and he had some astounding afro overkill. I want one of those. That way when I'm 50 I can look back on my youth and remember my astounding afro. It'll be neat.
cause I'm living a sitcom already

Hehe. If you search for "cute furry James Iha" my page is the first one on the list. That's always good to know...
bragging makes the world go round
I'm trying to look at some of the diaries I usually read. It's just such a pain. And I know I've mentioned it before. That diaryland is crawling. But I swear I'll mention it in each and every entry from now on and till it gets fixed. It can't be right that I can't use diaryland and signmyguestbook. Come on, man. I need my dland fix. So now you're warned. I shalln't (mhm) let you forget my woes. Just because YOU don't have problems doesn't mean everything's all right. And that applies to life in general. While you're throwing out your half eaten bananas there are people starving in other parts of the world. Aren't you ashamed? So fix the routing problems between me and diaryland and the world will be at peace. 'n stuff.
work work work work work dammit
So anyway. Here's some more spam fun to pass the time. I've added a few comments to it...
I literally have noting better to do
Hey You Sexy Stud, (Well, at least they got the name right....)
Where have you been? (Yeah, i know I'm hard to track down) The last time we talked you told me you wanted to make one of my fantasies come true (Hey, I live to give, babe). I was waiting and waiting so I decided to take matters into my own hands (Hehe, I do that a lot myself, nudge-nudge wink-wink).
Last night I was out with the girls from Amsterdam and we were partying hard (What, you didn't invite me?). We ended up going to a strip club that had an amatuer night. Me and Trish decided to get on stage and see how the guys liked our dancing- Well, we were a little tipsy and one thing led to another (Booze is the start of all things good and sound). Before I knew it Trish and I were having a full out orgy on stage (Wooohoo, an orgy. Okay, a two-person orgy but still...an orgy!). I was spread wide open while her long blonde curls fell over my luscious thighs and her tongue penetrated my hot juicy box (une boite, la boite. Sorry, that just reminded me of a monty python sketch). And they got the whole thing on film (YEEEES!!!)!! If you want to see it click here babe (oh you betcha. I always click the links in spam). Next time don't make me wait so long!!! (I'm sorry, next time I'll be there when you have an orgy, babe)
Kiss Kiss,(mmm, smoochies)
Jennifer(she always waits for someone... Jennifer Eeeever)
(now follows the fun part)
This email has been sent in compliance with all current federal and state regulations (Oh yeah, baby, sex it up! You're turning me on!). This list was purchased as an optin list (Oh, right. That kind). It is not our intention to send mail to those who do not wish to receive it (insert your own joke here. Too easy). A link to be permanently removed from our list has been provided at no cost to you (WHAT FOR FREE!=!=!). Mail bombing, hacking, or any interference (How about spontanous gas attacks?) with this email link will result in our inability to process remove requests (Boohooo). To be permanently removed click here (Yeah, I'll just click your link Mr Spam fellow). Just type remove in the subject line and allow 48 hours for your request to be processed (No money-back guarantee).

wish you were here

oh how I wish you were here
Now wasn't that funny?
probably not
Tomorrow I'm planning to go video renting! Woohoo. I know how to partay. I don't know how to party. But when there's partaying to be had I'm there!
I don't know how to partee either
Mmmmmm.....
what else?
It's still too hot. But at least I had ice cream. And a fan. And icecubes.
cause I'm so cool hahahaha
Summer can kiss my shiny metal ass.. Leave me alone. I want my doom'n'gloom.
may the king of gloom
But apart from that everything juuuuuuust fine.
be forever doomed
G'night, spammers
yes, that means you
np: radiohead (?) - wish you were here