Congratulations to Cat. She has now discovered the secret. Welcome to the Secret Society of Plume.
check your coat at the door
Diaryland is barely running for me right now. coughdyingcough. So I can't make my rounds. Damnit. Hope I can still post this when it's done.
great just great
There was no milk today. Can you imagine that? I think my mum is starting to take her duties too lightly. I mean honestly. I had to go shopping myself. Tsk tsk.
and cucumbers too
So I went shopping. At a later hour than I normally do. Usually I go as early as possible to avoid people. But much to my surprise there were actually fewer people in the shop at this later hour. Werd. But good for me.
people=bad
It's so hot. Tomorrow will be the hottest day this year in denmark. So far. But today was hot too. Too hot. Even now as the night is setting it's still too warm. We need air conditioning.
we need bigger guns
Some wonderfully intellectually challenged person wrote this in my guestbook:
YUO=FAG0RT!!!11
name: nothing
email:
url: http://
message:
ur fuckn site is gay makes no fuckn sense and u need to get a life u inbred sack of donkey shit
it's the missing link, folks!
My heart is broken. I might as well shut down plume now mightn't I?
I can't go on...
Don't hate me because my diary is beautiful. Maahahaaah. My theory is that it's either a disgruntled former employee of the Secret Society of Plume or it's someone who was looking for simpsons porn or nip slips and found only my delightful witty observations on life.
What am I Dave Barry now?
Hot damn, look at this Pepsi!!! That's seeexy!!
Tomb Raider. Coming to a candystore near you.
Delightful.
smoookin'
I watched Fight Club again last night. That's one cool burrito. If you haven't seen it you really should. And not just because Brad Pitt is a sexy shirtless hunk. Or to get ideas for your Ikea home.
I am Plume's secret whitewords
Interesting to watch it for the second time of course. Noticing all the little hints. [MINOR SPOILER COMING UP IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP TO THE NEXT PARAGRAPH] I like the way Jack, or whatever his name was, is reminded of his first fight with Tyler when he beats himself up in his boss's office. Cute. [END OF MINOR SPOILER SO YOU CAN READ AGAIN YOU BIG WUSS!!!]
no insult intended
And freeze framing is fun too. That was a mighty big penis there, wasn't it? Teehee.
we need bigger penises
It's a great movie. And you know how I know? I know this because on the cover of the video there are quotes from newspapers saying it's great. And who am I to argue?
In reviews we trust
Fight Club is also one of the most recent films I've seen. I never go to the movies. And I haven't rented videos for more than a year now I think. And add to that the fact that Denmark is always behind america anyway. The Green Mile and Fight Club are the two most recent films I've seen. My mother is a Stephen King fan too so she "gave" me the video as my "I found the nut in the risalamande" present. Without any alterior motive I'm sure. And we won Fight Club somewhere. So the point I'm trying to make is: Please send Plume your old videos so he can have some entertainment in his life. Thank you. Especially that Kevin Spacey movie that begins with "American" something... I can never remember the second word... psycho... pie... hero... dream... I just can't remember.
american burrito
New Dane on Diaryland. Woohoo. The invasion is coming along.
first we take manhattan...
And speaking of Danes, we have two danish tennis players in the second round of the wimbledon tournament. Kenneth Carlsen and Kristian Pless. So even on the tennis court we're reclaiming our lost territory. Watch out Bjorn Borg!
you perv
Denmark ownz joo.
it's troo
All your base are belong to denmark.
someone set us up the denmark bomb
straight up ya bak ...from denmark.
etc
Little known fact: Denmark is da bomb.
uh huh
Danish, not just something you eat.
mmmmmm... danish...
There's NOT something rotten in the state of Denmark.
apart from the apples
Denmark. Is.. really... good. And stuff.
trust me
Well it's a nice place for a vacation. Wouldn't wanna live here. D'oh.
tralalalalalala
DANISH TOURISM - EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE

G'night from plume, chairman of the danish board of tourism
visit denmark and get the plague for free!
np: pumpkins - i of the mourning (000416)