Merry christmas! It's Christmas Eve. I know I promised to get you a dvd player and a porsche but look, times have been rough. I just got through a period of illness and the stock market is crazy! So instead I got this card for all the lovely readers that I treasure so highly:

I hope you like it. Don't forget to open it. I would be nothing without you. Smooches.

The roast is cooking. The annual Disney christmas special is on. I think Chip and Dale is singing the carols. It better snow soon...

And I'll be back later to tell you all about the feast.