Thomas Kahlenberg pĺ landsholdet! There is a (football) god.

Anyway, that wasn't important. It's Tuesday. Although in a Monday way. A severe Monday way. First day after vacation. And of course there was lots to do. I was hoping for a quiet restart. But nope. The people who had rented the barn over the weekend fell flatly in the "pig" category. People. If you rent a place. Clean up after yourself. Please. It's common decency.

But the barn has Cafer and I to clean up after the pigs, so that's okay. Lots of cleaning and washing. Moving garbage. And buying vegetables. Lots to do. Long day. And now I'm quite tired too. It's been hot. Too hot to handle. Is there anything better than a cold glass of iced water on a warm day? I'm trying to cut down on the soda still.

If a tree falls in the middle of a town square and kills everyone, does it make a sound?

I need a vacation.

René the heathen soldier has a girlfriend in Azerbaijan (pardon the spelling). And I thought the Netherlands was far away. He's got a daughter too. A 16 year old model. She's supposed to come visit him for a month. And he said he'd bring her to the Barn because there would be nothing for her to do at home while he was working. That's just what I need. Teen models. I'll be walking around with an eternal blush. Oh well, I do that anyway.

There's always something interesting going on with René. He bought a new car too. A cadillac. A famous royal vehicle thingy. So he talked a lot about that. If I didn't know him better I would almost suspect he was making some of the stuff he talks about up. Just a little too many great stories to tell. Come to think of it, I don't really know him that well. But I'm a trusting person. Just because my life is supremely boring doesn't mean the heathen soldier can't have a teen model daughter coming to visit from Russia. Or Aserbaijan. Gesundheit.

My mixing has been on hold for a while now. I am the king of unfinished business. It's always more fun to start a new project than it is to finish an old one. And despite my very liberal schedule I still never have time to do what I want. I should learn how to manage my time better. Imagine the things I could accomplish. Why, I could rule the world I do believe. There must be room for a new dictator soon. A nicer, more caring kind of dictator. The kind that would force you to take 3 day weekends. And eat ice cream when it's too hot. I tell you, I would make a great world leader. Too bad the world doesn't want me.

I want my bed now. If I was world ruler I would make people take naps too. Would the world really be a worse place if everybody slept more? Less time awake = less time making trouble.

Anyway, sweat dreams. Or sweet ones if you're in a cold spot. Niteynite all.

np: mew - comforting sounds