Hello. My name is Windows Longhorn and I am a cartoon star. No wait, that's Foghorn Leghorn isn't it? I think so. Alritey then.

I'm feeling better. Not sick and tired. My leg still hurts though. I stayed home from work today. I am weak. But on the plus side I slept well. So there. Less than 3 weeks left at the barn. It's going to be weird not going there anymore. I guess it always is when you go somewhere for years and then suddenly stop. I can hardly remember all the places from the past that I no longer visit. Ghostly shades, imprints in the mind's eye. Somehow it reminds me of a Stephen King story, but it's too complicated to explain.

I had strange dreams. First I got my own appartment. But it was a complete dump. There was no glass in the windows. Rain was pouring down the walls. There were no bathrooms, you had to go to a public one outside. It was rotten and dark and scary. In my other dream I was walking around town. And I recognised the surroundings from previous dreams I think. But it had changed. There was suddenly a big slope or hill. Very steep. Right in the middle of town. And when I got to the top I realized I was standing on top of a salt mountain. Again, in the middle of town. I don't know if there is such a thing as a salt mountain, but that was what it was. It wasn't salt like you put on food. It was more like big blocks of glass or something. And it was huge. I was standing on the top and looking down at a valley in the middle and people and animals were really tiny. I don't know how that all fitted into the center of the town hah. The weirdest part though was a giant animal, I think it was a cow or a cat. Maybe it wasn't actually an animal. I think it was more like that giant trojan horse thing. Because it was rolling along on wheels. Eerrrr. I need to cut down on the pharmaceuticals I think.

I ate spinach today. Another step in my quest to become Popeye. No, I mean to become healthy. Yes. Skye told me it would be good for me. It didn't exactly turn out very appetizing. I'm not sure if I cooked it wrong or if that's just the way it's supposed to be. But I made some excellent powder mashed potatoes with it so that made it easier to swallow. Literally.

Speaking of Skye, I'm not sure if I have mentioned it already. But she told me the airplane ticket dates yes. So it's official, she will be coming here on the 23rd and leaving again on the 29th. My last day at work is the 22nd. I'm still getting all nervous when I think of all the things that will be happening. Finishing at work, spending christmas with Skye, starting at the reva center. There's a lot to deal with soon. I will need to eat lots more spinach so I have the power I need.

But I know what all you naughty little kids are waiting for. You want your advent gift, don't you? Yes, you do. Oh yes you do. Time to open up number 3. I think I do a pretty good impersonation of a cat, eh?

Another day, another treat. And remember, you can't sue me if you can't find me!

Mmm, I love this. I wish it would snow soon. Pretty please.

There is snow business like snow business. You heard it here first.

Now I'm going to go chant. See you tomorrow, snowbunny.

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