My life is too boring these days. Something must go wrong soon so I can have some drama to write about. Yes. I'm going to sit right here and wait for drama to find me, that's the only way.

Is it just me or is the intar-web slow this evening? Imagine what would happen if the entire intar-web broke down. What would we all do? Go outside? God forbid. Outside is overrated. My monitor has a higher resolution anyway.

My Degrassi joke got dissed. My heart is bleeding. I wonder what Wheels is doing now?

Nothing much has happened today. I had to go to the bazar and buy vegetables twice for work. They must think I like vegetables a lot there. Hah, suckers! The nice guy that runs the vegetable stand was back. It's been months since I'd seen him last. He smiled and shook my hand. Good to see him again. He wanted to give me soda but they didn't have any left. He was shouting to one of the helpers: "Do we have any pepsi?". "no" the helper replied. "Well, do we have any 7-up?". "No, we don't have any soda". Oh well. I told him it was alrite. He always wants to give me freebies and I always say no no, you don't have to give me any. I'm too polite to accept anything unless you insist. No matter how much I want that last piece of cake I'll still turn it down unless you say "if you don't take it I'll throw it to the rats". That's me. Scourge of the rats.

Now if you'll excuse me I'll go dance snowdances and chant. They don't call me The Medicin Man for nothing. And certainly not because I can get them cheap dope.

np: pumpkins - drown + the aeroplane flies high (961214)