The sun is back. Uh oh.

Work was okay. Cafer was nowhere to be seen. We didn't watch any World Cup games.

I stole a homeless person's shopping cart. Haha. I'm the original prankster. No, I just ferried garbage from our overflowing garbage dumpsters to some other overflowing garbage dumpsters. I got to throw empty wine bottles in the deposit thing too. Crash clang bang. There's nothing like the sound of breaking glass. One of these days I should go out and party on a friday night and get drunk and throw bottles after innocent passerbyers. Passers by. Passers byers. Bystanders. People.

After work I stopped by the gas station and bought cola from the cutegirl. She gave me another one of those scratchit lottery tickets and asked all surprised "you haven't won anything yet?". I take this to mean either that I'm buying way too much cola or that my original theory about her being in love with me and rigging the lottery is true. Take your pick. Then as I'm about to leave the slightly-less-cute girl hands me two extra lottery tickets for free. There's only one possible explanation: they both want my body really badly. And I'll need more cola soon.

I think I've developed a nice Eddie Murphy grin. You know, like in Beverly Hills Cop. And probably many other Eddie Murphy movies. I think I'm pretty cute when I do that laugh. No wonder all the chicks want me.
only in dreams
Do you know me? Take my new quiz then. I admit it's not too interesting. But to spice it up I will give free diary plugging to anyone who gets a perfect score. It's not as easy as it doesn't sound like.

Here's some expensive plugging:

Waterstain is the best person ever in the whole universe.
rawk one
Look what she got me:

Awesome. It was on my amazon wishlist. I never expected to get anything at all from that list. It was pretty sweet getting a huge amazon packet like that. I send good karma to Beth. She's a sweetheart.

If you want to buy free (sic) diary promotion too then go to my stuff entry where you can find my wishlist. And my new quiz. And lots of other interesting things. Possibly

Why was the amazon packet so huge?

Because of "air fill".

Hehehehe. That stuff is almost as good as the book. Small plastic bags full of air. Imagine the possibilities. I could play with that all night. It wraps around my arm nicely. It's almost as good as those small plastic airbubble wrap things. The once you can pop pop pop. Hehehehe.

Air in plastic. It's just the greatest toy concept since the millenium falcon I had as a kid.

And then I spent the rest of the evening trying to convince SmarterChild that it was his birthday. Unsuccesfully.

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