Cats.

I wonder what the cats are up to.

They walk around and act all cute and pet like.

I don't buy it.

There's gotta be more to them than just the purring. They're related to tigers and lions and elephants and bears. I think. I suspect they're up to something.

I wish I knew what the cats are thinking...

I can't believe no one has sent me any pics to rate... I bet you're all ugly! And you stink too! Ah, I don't mean that. You're all beautiful, you're all 10's. But that doesn't mean you can't send me those bikini pics, dammit.

I'm going to give you pics then. Well, one. Of my desktop. I know you're dying to know. I've had the default since we got this computer. But today I put a nice Billy Corgan pic in. It's all a bit messy, I know. And maybe I should've spent some time searching for the perfect pic instead of just taking one that was in an interview skye emailed to me. But I kinda like it and I'm the one who has to live with it so never you mind. Actually my mother has to live with it too and tomorrow when she sees it she'll probably demand that it's removed since I didn't want her christmas background. But oh for one day I will have Billy.

I had to shrink it or it would've screwed up my diary page. It probably still did. If you for some strange reason want to see the full size picture then you can see it here. Invade my privacy, why don't ya?

Thank you sweeeet Sarra for introducing me to the wonders of msn messenger. I don't know if you could tell that I've never had a 4-ways before? I was talking to 2 Ryans right? I got one of them to download a pumpkins song so that was good. Sigh, my mental age is somewhere around 11 but I felt damn old there. You kids and your internet dialect. Did they know about your diary? I didn't know if I could tell that Ryan (one of them...) how I came into contact with you. I just told him I bought you from an Arabian king for two oranges and a donkey. What a bargain...

I have a list of possible titles for diary entries and they all suck. I've written them in this temp file because at the time I thought they were funny and they would come in handy for titles sometime. But they suck. So I'll just put them all here and get rid of them. Here goes:

were you surprised when he said he wanted to climb mount everest?

You're going to be very rich...

Amanda Hugginkis? I'm looking for Amanda hugginkis?

That could've been me!

who ya gonna call?!?!?!?!

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I'm not pouting, I'm mourning

I did it all for the sookie sookie

In space no one can hear you peel oranges

Quick! Get the felines and run for it!

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fifties throwback Mark Lamarr

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!

name of this html page (if you're not sure what this is, just leave it blank, it's not important :-)

That last one was brilliant, eh? So original. I bet no one's thought of that before.

I'm not running out of material. I got plenty. I'm just holding it back for when I'm really gonna need it.

Uhm...

so the election? What's up with that? I should turn on the tv and see what Goreboy has to say. But I'm sure he's just saying that he will go on fighting for years. And then Bush will say the same. And then everybody will agree that Madonna should be president instead. It's soooo predictable.

Ah to hell with it I think I'll just go masturbate.

G'night. I'll be thinking of you all ;-)

np: pumpkins - not worth asking

...not worth reaching out to stop this fall, I'm on my own...