There you go. Friday on my mind. No, that's supposed to be Georgia I guess.

Well, I had a nice day off. Rancho Relaxo. I pretty much haven't done a damn thing. And I intend to keep it that way. So to wrap things up here is a long, long survey. Stolen from the sweetest thing.

HEIGHT: Eh, 1.something. Not very tall

HAIR COLOR: dark brownish I guess

SKIN COLOR: pale like the moonlight

EYEBROWS: What about them? I'm a guy. They're there. Next question.

EYE COLOR: brown I think. I keep forgetting to look in the mirror

PIERCINGS: just the penis one in my dream

WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: Wanna know something sexy? I'm not wearing pants. Oooh.

WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: Endless Summer. Live Zwan.

WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: Stale spit. I hope.

WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: It's night. Pretty cold for the season,

HOW ARE YOU?: I'm bored, but at least I force that on you too

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Do you...

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GET MOTION SICKNESS?: nope, never had

HAVE A BAD HABIT?: I'm sure I have lots. I drink too much soda for example. And I never wear pants. Well, that's a lie. But still.

GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: It's getting better. I guess I shouldn't complain.

LIKE TO DRIVE?: You mean being at the steering wheel? I don't drive. I don't mind being a passenger I guess.

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Favorites

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TV SHOW: I watch way too much bad TV. That should go in the bad habits. I'm high on Enterprise at the moment. I don't care if everyone hates it. It's Star Trek. Everyone is supposed to hate it. Also I love Futurama. And Angel is good at the moment.

SHAMPOO: Eh. Matas generic whateveritis.

BOOK: Lord of the Rings and To Kill a Mockingbird. I need to start reading again. I used to go to the library 2-3 times a week. Now my attention span is really

MOVIE: The Shawshank Redemption. Star Wars. Fight Club.

MAGAZINE: Se & Hør all the way baby!

NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: powerade mountain flavour hehe

THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: sleep and relax

BAND OR GROUP: mew. well right now. otherwise default to billy corgan

HANGOUT: in front of the computer

FEELING: caring protectiveness. I don't know what to call it. When you just have this ache inside to hold someone and make everything better.

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Have you...

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BROKEN THE LAW: yes. Look, I didn't know the copyright law, okay?

RAN AWAY FROM HOME: no

EVER CHEATED ON A TEST: ehm. I don't think so. Although I planned to cheat on my French exam. I didn't. And I got the top mark. THERE'S A LESSON HERE, KIDS!

STAYED UP TILL FOUR IN THE MORNING ON THE PHONE: does a modem line count?

EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: no. I have watched people do it though. Oh boy.

MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: yeah when I was a dumb little kid

EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: I don't know what a porta potty is. I hope I haven't.

USED YOU PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE: no, I have not

SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: yes. well Gymnasium. I never skipped before then I think

FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: no. I want to though. that must be awesome.

BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: Yes. But not like a big production. Just the school plays that we have to do in Denmark. No great stage carreer.

CRIED IN PUBLIC: Yes, but not often. I remember when I broke my leg at a school soccer game, I was kinda crying a little and Camilla from my class said that it was the first time she'd ever seen me cry. It made me very conscious of the importance of upkeeping a macho image.

LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: No. Intimacy scares me.

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---Love---

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BOYFRIEND: not as far as I know

GIRLFRIEND: yes

CHILDREN?: no

CURRENT CRUSH?: skye

BEEN IN LOVE?: yes

HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: Well, more out of insane obsession than love

BEEN OUT WITH SOMEONE: no

TOO SHY?: immensely

BEEN HURT?: I guess

HAVE YOU EVER SAID: said what? I don't talk much

YOUR GREATEST REGRET: I don't know. It's not like you can change the past anyway

WHO WAS YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: Skye

GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: no

HAVE HAD/HAVE AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP: That's the only kind I've had

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---Random---

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DO YOU HAVE A JOB: I guess you could call it that

YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: I think my Radiohead mix

IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?: red. or rainbow

WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: sleep and skye

WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: Zwan, Mew and Tina Dickow. That's the plan.

WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: anyone who signs my guestbook, hinthint

HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: quickly and painlessly if that's a word

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When/what was the last...

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TIME YOU CRIED?: A couple of days ago I guess. not much

YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: Does my passport from the police office count?

YOU GOT E-MAIL: today. and today. and today. damn spam.

THING YOU PURCHASED: eh. hmm. I guess. A kitchen knife. I needed one for myself to escape my mother's insane onion use.

TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: Enterprise taped from yesterday

MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: I really cannot remember. It's probably 20 years ago. Phobias are fun.

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---Your thoughts on...---

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ABORTION: pro choice

TEENAGE SMOKING: I don't like smoking, but hey there are worse things those damn kids could be doing

MASTURBATION: yes please

PMS: sympathy

SPICE GIRLS: well they were good for the masturbation thing but that's about it

PREMARITAL SEX: it's better than premarital cheeseburgers

DREAMS: I like them. I used to be addicted to them.

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Living arrangement: at home, with varying people

What's on your mouse pad?: an amitech logo. I have a cool one with a radiohead bear logo too

Worst feeling in the world: I could go with fear too

Best feeling in the world: love ditto

Favorite soundtrack: I used to like one of the batman movie soundtracks a lot

What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning?: going to bed again

Roller coasters -- scary or exciting?: they scared me when I was a kid. never went on one.

Pen or pencil?: either

How many rings before you answer?: As many as it takes for people to give up

Favorite food: mama's chicken soup

Chocolate or vanilla?: vanilla probably

Favorite ice cream flavor: mars

Croutons or bacon bits?: bacon

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: no, but I have Mr Lovey watching me

Storms -- cool or scary?: cool if done properly

What type was your first car?: an imaginary one

Favorite alcoholic drink?: bailey's cream thing

Zodiac sign: pisces

Favorite poet: edgar allan

Do you eat the stems of broccoli?: I don't eat any part I think

If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?: songwriter for Zwan

If you could dye your hair, what color would it be?: I don't think I'd change it really

Have you ever been in love?: yessire

What is on the walls of your room?: old torn posters and newspaper cutouts and an outdated Brøndby flag. I really should clean up the place.

Is the glass half full or half empty?: I just drank the other half, it's all empty

What is your favorite Snapple(tm)?: never had one.

Lefty, righty, or ambidextrous?: righty-o

Do you type with your fingers on the correct keys?: nope. I type too fast and make lots of mistakes and then have to go back and correct them.

If you could be any gardening tool, what would it be?: a weed whacker

What's under your bed?: nothing, no space there

What's your favorite number?: I used to say 15 but that was just because of my birthday. I don't really have one I guess.

What is your dream car/truck?: I don't have one. Just as long as it's not a wartburg

What is your favorite sport to watch?: soccer

Favorite fruit: pear maybe

What do you look for in a member of the opposite sex?: no longer looking

If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be?: I don't think I would

What's your favorite brand of gum?: No gum for me

What is your favorite quote?: why are we so alone even with company?

What's on your ceiling?: nothing

What's your favorite color to paint your toenails?: I don't paint them

Pick a song that describes yourself or that you can relate to: used to be Today, I'm not sure now

Which do you prefer, Cooler Ranch, or Nacho Cheese(ier) Doritos?: never had any

Coke or Pepsi?: Coke

If you were a dog, what would your name be?: Mr Wuffingtons

How do you eat an Oreo?: give me one and I'll tell you

Which kind of milk?: letmælk

To kill someone, which method would you choose?: cuddling

Favorite Adam Sandler movie?: the one with the golf

What do you wear to bed?: a pair of boxers

When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you first notice their: lips. eyes. i don't know.

Have you ever been attacked by a big dog?: not a big one

Do you ever save your AOL conversations?: some of them

Eat chicken fingers with a fork?: chicken fingers? Do you mean chicken with fingers or fork? in that case both.

Boxers or briefs?: boxers

If you could streak in front of one person's house, whose would it be?: Skye's

if you could be anything in a kitchen, what would it be?: the ice cube tray

What kind of shoe would you be?: sneakers

If you could do anything to the person you hated the most, what would you do?: I would make the KODA lawyer deaf.

What's your favorite Jell-O flavor?: none

Which do you prefer, mud wrestling or Jell-O wrestling?: do you mean for participating or watching? Anyway, that's too hard to decide

Who are your crushes (famous or not)?: Skye. Keisha from Sugababes is cute.

Favorite colors: red, don't know why. Green is growing

If you created your own brand of bottled water, what would you name it?: L'eau de Plyme

What do you look for in your friends?: friendship

Have you ever felt so bad that you actually considered killing yourself?: yes. I still get those feelings some times. There's still aways to go.

Favorite cartoon character: Dr Zoidberg, why not

Email or phone?: email. the whole intimacy thing again

What is the grossest thing you've ever seen?: Budd Dwyer

What do you long for?: peacefulness and happiness

If, at the end of your life, you could change one thing you regretted, what would it be?: slitting my wrists.

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There, what a cheerful end. And if you read all that then you qualify for one cookie. Go buy yourself one. You deserve it.

And now I'm out. Nitey nite.

np: zwan - honestly (021207)