I missed Ali G... that bugs me. I want to see what he's all about. Now that he's on Danish tv. Well, I'm sure I didn't miss much. There's always another sitcom for me another sitcom for me another sitcom for me. I wrote a poem that ended with Nothing Ever Changes which is also an old & rare pumpkins song that I didn't know about at the time. Kewl. I also wrote one called Home which is the title of a pumpkins song (on Mach2 even) but I didn't know it when I wrote it. Also one with something about stars in your eyes. I think I have a mental connection with Birry Corigan. No really. Really. Honestly. Truthfully. Birry Corigan rawks. Imagine a Japanese squirrel pronouncing billy Corgan. Wouldn't that be something like Birry Corigan? Hmmmm? I don't know. Maybe. Possi-bly.

thesmallestocean (Wed Oct 18 16:44:12 2000): you said kewl and i thought you were trying to be a jerk. I wasn't serious. easy.

The latest from the wonderful world of Denmark: A dad takes his 1 year old baby and throws him/her off a bridge. The body washes ashore. I love the world. I don't even remember if it was his daughter or son. It's just another headline competing with Robinson Ekspeditionen (survivor).

follow me aroundwomen and children first

I love Kid A. Which surprises me since the reviews have been up and down. The same with the fans. I thought I'd be a big let down. It's not as good as The Bends and OK Computer but it's good stuff. I can't get enough of Idioteque. That's just brilliant. Bril-li-ant.

I wonder why T1's are so much faster than T3's on napster? WHYYYYYY? It boggles my mind. I don't really rally care I just want my downloads to go quicker than a speeding bullet. with butterfly wings even. Gawd I'm funay.

I laugh so hard, off with his head now off with his head now why don't you remember my name?

I can't spell by the way. "and airbag doomed my life" That should've been "an airbag". Der. That's corriespeak. I don't know what der mean. Silly Americanos. You make me confusa, no?

Speaking of airbags:

"Ed: "It's about the wonderful, positive emotion you feel when you've just failed to have an accident; when you just miss someone and realise how close it was and stop the car and just feel this incredible elation.

There's something joyous about it - life suddenly seems more precious." "

This machine will only swallow money.

Does anyone notice that when I have nothing to really say I tend to spew out snippets of songs? In happycouple it was more like full on quoting entire songs. Here it's just lines appearing randomly. Or not randomly. Sometimes to express some emotion that I can't be bothered or don't have the ability to get out through real writing. And I guess that'll screw my point up if you don't happen to know the song. So all you loyal readers go get all the many unreleased/live sp songs I have. Please. It'll make you enjoy my diary. No really. It will. Honestly

and you're lying sad peter pan

and you're lying

and you're dying