2001-11-02 - 11:09 p.m. - +

Yo you. What is up? Good. Now let me tell you about my day. I skipped work. I'm a bad and stupid person. 4 hours per day. 5 minutes away from where I live. Extra cash in my pocket. Sitting at computers for 3 of the 4 hours. The place is heaven on a stick and I won't rest till I've thrown it all away. But so what. Life isn't good till it's bad. It's not like they need me on Fridays. It's all fine. Don't worry. I got it under control.
I can't help it. it pushes me down
And the great thing is that we now have an election coming up in denmark. Chances are we'll get a new government. A government that'll cut back on everything. In other words they won't let losers like me leech off the system. How unfair. If I'm going to get a disability retirement due to social problems then it has to be within 3 weeks. Damn you social workers for thinking I have potential to be a functioning human being. Damn you.
i can't stand it. i can't
But who wants to go to work and be productive anyway.. Instead I went to the bank and got my money for nothing. I bought Bowfinger. I like Steve Martin, sue me. "Do you like the Smashing Pumpkins?" "Are you kidding, I love to do that!". Priceless. It was a cheap laugh. Meaning that it didn't cost much. I can afford it. I got a well paid job haha.
leave me alone
And I finally finished watching my American Beauty. It was better than I had expected. After hearing all that praise and blabla I was expecting a letdown. But it was quite very good actually. Kevin Spacey has moved up on my list of actors I'd like to have play me if my life was a lot more interesting and worth filming. "Honey, don't be weird". Pricefuckingless.
mmmmm thora birch and mena suvari. mmmmmmm
So is halloween over? I thought it was just one day... maybe I'm wrong. I do know that the first christmas catalogues came out a couple of weeks ago. Joy to the world.
Jesus the Slayer: Son of God.
Halloween or not, these are really pumpkiny times indeed. Let me count the new songs I've heard lately... Soot And Stars, old Saturnine, Winterlong and Because You Are from the upcoming greatest hits b-side compilation. And any moment now I shall be listening to Salt and Ball And Chain from '89. It's almost too good to be true. Of course I've ruined all surprise I might have gotten from Judas O. But still. It's fanfuckingtastic. Salt. Wheeeee. Now if I could just get my greasy hands on I Fall. That'll be my dying wish.
Salt salt salt salt. 3minutes and counting
Indeed.
BLIMEY!!!1 HE GONE!!11
Debloodylicious I'm tellin ya.
bootylicious like beyonce's butt
My secret life as a soccer coach in chamionship manager isn't going well. I got sacked. My beloved Brondby fired my ass. It's not fair. God bless the save function though. I used to fantasize about having a save function in life. I'd save my game/life and do some outrageous wild things that I normally wouldn't have the guts to do. Like talk to people or kiss a girl. Then I'd reload my life and no one would be the wiser. A save function and some cheat codes. And a helicopter. When you sit down and think about it there are just plenty of things that would make life easier and fun, don't you agree? Did anyone say "digital camera"?
We were 4th in the league. A travesty.
Is that a cucumber in your shopping bag or are you just glad to see my pickles?
znicker nudge nudge
Grrrowr.
mee...oh-w
G'night waterbased entities. Zleep well Zwans.

np: pumpkins - salt (891031)

...as i pour this salt into your wound... I'm not coming home... I'm not coming home...
Cheap laughs and expensive haircuts- the story of my life

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try to understand
the ones I love and their demands
so unfair when they can't see
that I'm the boy who really needs

your love i suppose

I just want peace
diaryland
to be free at last