Oh my oh my. I'm so old. It turns out I need to nap otherwise I'm too tired to function in the morning. A bad morning. Ugh. Luckily Peter ComputerGuy was still absent. So most of the time at work was spent sitting in a chair with my eyes closed. I was quite close to actually falling asleep. That would've been embarrassing.. of course the chances of being caught aren't too big. I was only disturbed once in 3 hours. I like those odds... tomorrow I'm going to bring a pillow and just get some quality sleep.
sleeeeeep me want sleep bad
Or not. Because I don't have the guts to do anything slightly bad, you naughty boy. And Peter will probably be back soon. He might object to me sleeping. Or he might buy me a pepsi and just let me doze off. I don't know.
where'd you park the car?
Apart from that nothing's really happened. Nick's server is now working so I have two places to upload my MP3s. What a luxury.
eeeexcellent
I'm running out of clean clothes. Yes. My name is Plume, I'm 23, and I don't know how to wash my own clothes. Don't laugh. Remember my tragic story and all that. Oh well. As long as there's clean underwear I will survive, I will survive.
more embarrassing moments
A couple of days ago it suddenly hit me that I have a smashing pumpkins website. How cool is that? I remember when I first got my inter-net and went looking for sp stuff. And now I got one. It may not be the biggest or best or most professional or interesting or anything. But I have one. I like that. I'm a part of keeping the pumpkin spirit alive. Yay me.
I know my hltm
And then yesterday I read on Netphoria that Vinylstar who ran Adored had been talking to Billy. And everybody knows that Jeroen who runs the nspaa is best mates with billy and gets tickets and letters and castles from him. So I'm thinking that Billy and I need to get together. I run a smashing pumpkins mp3 site. I'm an interesting human being. Sort of. Potentially. Adored is closed and nspaa will close when Jeroen graduates. I'm not saying that dailysp compares to those sites. But still. Really, Billy, if you read this, drop me an email at plume@diaryland.com. I'll send you my phone number, my aim or msn or anything. You know you want to. Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan. This is Stan.
shut the fuck up peabody
Don't think I've forgotten about you either, Thom. What's up with not answering me? You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S. We should be together too.
YOU'RE ALL INGORIN ME ARNT JOO?!?!?!!11
In fact all rockstars are welcome. Just write, we'll get together and hang out. I'm up for shooting some hoops or something. Call me. Now.
and hey, pron stars too
And while I'm self promoting.. I think someone should nominate me for classics. I mean I have tonnes of entries. Great ones too. Like the one where I was sick. Or the one with the snow. Or the one with the ballroom dancing. Remember the entry that was presented by plume and some guy's wacky beard? That was super fun. And you can have all this and more on Plume's Superfun Moments, a soon to be released video. A great collection of hilarious moments as read by Michael Jackson's choreographer.
slut me up real nice
All the rockstars will be endorsing it. Promise. Send your cheques and international money orders to plume c/0 The Church of Money, Vatican Street 12, Norfolk UK.
it's money in the bank. On someone else's account.
Thank you.
and I mean that
You know what would be funny? If Kelsey Grammer got himself a real radio show where he gave advice to people. I think that would be tremendous. He's played Frasier for 700 years so he must have picked up some of that psychomololygy.
could you imagine the hilarity?
I like the new New Order song. 60miles per hour or something like that. It's good. And the video is fun. That bear guy really had it coming. I like the new Depeche Mode song too. Freelove. I can never tell Depeche Mode and New Order apart. I think my brain is fawlty.
bear guy got bit
Also I find it interesting that Ian Lithgow plays Leon on 3rd Rock. I wonder who he slept with to get that role, if you know what I mean nudge-nudge.
I'm an aaalien
I wish my dad was a famous actor. Or rockstar. Or maybe just that he loved my mommy. Whatever.
snuff
I just can't help silently screaming along to "she runs runs runs ruuuuuuuuuns". Every time I hear that.
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuns
I'm very very tired. G'night
after years of waiting
np: radiohead - creep (20010707)
...you're so fucking special...
I mean it billy. Write me. Now.
back and forth
2001-10-23 - 10:30 p.m. - +
