Yrk. Yesterday was not fun. I felt nauseous when I came home from work. And it just kept building and building. And then I said to myself, I said "I'm going to go get the plastic bucket from the bathroom just to be on the safe side". So I do that. And I sit down at the computer. And 30 seconds later... bleeeeeeeeergh. Vomit Town, USA. I threw up 4-5-6 times that evening. I lost count. It's all fun and games the first time when you cleanse the system and feel those muscles work out. But then when there's nothing left to throw up and your body tries to expell its lungs, then it's just painful.

But then I got to sleep for a really long time. That was nice.
sleep rox
And now I'm feeling better. I'm all rested and cosy. And not vomiting. Which is always a plus. But of course there's nothing to tell about today, since I haven't done anything. Let me tell you a little about yesterday. Before the vomiting.

When I left work I walked along the open road. Heading for the bus. I wanted to go to the bank and cash in my tax return check, baby. Cool cash. But I was early, I had time to waste. So I looked a little around. And I found a beautiful place. Behind a sort of hill. I knew about this place. I used to go there when I was a kid with the gang. There was a tiny pond. And a rowboat, would you believe it. Like in the fairytales. A crumbling rowboat that was taking in water. And we would be brave and sail in it. And try to catch frogs. And just like in the fairytales there was also an abandoned train car. That's probably not the right word. But you know. A section of a train. Like a train was riding through the skies and just dropped a compartment right there in the middle of the small wilderness. It was perfect.

Anyway. I hadn't been there for 10 years or more. It's grown trees. I don't remember there being so many trees. I didn't have time to explore but I have a feeling that I'll have to go on an expedition there some time. Just to relive the magic.
to boldly go
It's a bit of a scary place though. It's like a tiny bit of wilderness right in the middle of the worst ghetto in Denmark. It's the perfect place to be mugged. You wouldn't go there alone after dark. But I'm going to have to go back sometime. See if the pond is still there. Maybe the rowboat has sunk by now.

Ah yeah. Then I got my money, honey. And I had more time to waste so I looked around the electronics department in Kvickly. And there was a radio running. And they were talking about phobias. The most common ones. And guess what? Social phobia came in third as the most popular phobia! Go us! We're gonna get this country on its knees before you know it. Yeah buddy.

And then I went outside and waited for the bus some more. And guess who walked by? Sarah Michelle Gellar. The buffmeister. Possibly. Well, okay maybe it wasn't her. But the split second glimpse I got of her face looked a lot like her. And from behind it was a perfect match. The blond hair and the body build. And why wouldn't superstars go to Denmark to chill out? It's a beautiful country full of social phobes who won't bother them.

That's what I say.
"that's"
But I'm probably still delirious with fever. And in that spirit..

In case I haven't mentioned it lately, I love Plume and I love you all. G'night.
aww
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