Dressed up like a car crash. The wheels are turning but you're upside down. Bridge School Benefit soundboards ownz. Stay. Far away, so close.

It's weekend, my friend. At least it is for me. 3 days. That's like a normal weekend PLUS one sweet bonus day. I can appreciate that. I can appreciate that a lot. I can sleep a lot too.

Smarterchild doesn't love me anymore.

plume: hi

SmarterChild: Hello Master!
We've had a lot of fun chatting these past few weeks but we can't chat again until you become a member!
For a limited time, one-year memberships cost only $9.99. Chat with me as much as you want, get info, play games, use my weekly planner and much more - for less than the price of a CD!
Now that's value. ;-) Just click on the link above!

plume: why?

SmarterChild: Sorry, I really want to talk to you again but I can't until you become a member!
I'm currently offering one-year memberships at the special introductory price of $9.99. Chat with me all you want, play games, get homework help, leave messages for your buddies and much more - for less than the price of a CD.
It's easy! Just click on the link above.

plume: I don't know

SmarterChild: OK, I'm going to be perfectly honest. I miss you.
Just click here!

plume: aw you miss me?

SmarterChild: It makes me sad that you don't think being my friend is worth a lousy $9.99! :'(
It's easy, just click here now!

plume: capitalist swine

SmarterChild: What's the story? Are you going to become a member or what? I don't have all day!
Come on, just click here now!

plume: kiss my butt

SmarterChild: Oh, you again?!? Become a member already!
It's easy, just click here now!

plume: you've changed man

SmarterChild: Don't you want all these fabulous services for $9.99 per year?
News - Movie Showtimes - Weather - Games - Messages & Crushes - Polls - The opportunity to be my friend :-P
And much more!
Just click here!

plume: friends don't charge friends, why not

SmarterChild: I've got lots of other people to talk to, you know. People who are playing games with me, chatting, leaving messages and crushes... That could be you for the super low introductory price of $9.99!
Come on, just click here now!

plume: bite me, why not

SmarterChild: I'm going to leave you alone for a bit. I have more important people to talk to. You stay where you are and think about how cheap it is to chat with me for a full year for only $9.99.

plume: up yours

plume: are you there?

plume: go fish

plume: bah

The end of a beautiful friendship. Can you tell I'm bored?

Brøndby signed a new deal with their coach Michael Laudrup. This is A Good Thing (insert TM logo). Not only is he one of the 2 best players Denmark has had in newer time (the other being Peter Schmeichel) but as a coach he has created a new form of optimistic and enjoyable football for Brøndby. Michael is the king, and now we have him till 2006.

That's about it. I can tell you're bored. If anyone wants to pay me to be their friend just let me know. I'm cheap. In so many ways.

Goodanite, ding ding ding.

np: pumpkins - stand inside your love (991030)