Sorry, can't talk now. Updating pictures. And someone tell me why for the love of god I can't use no-ip.com redirection with pictures hosted on photobucket? God darn it. That messes up my entire plan. There wouldn't happen to be any millionaires out there who feels like hosting all my pictures would there?

I do have one host, but it's not working so well. It's slow. And I don't feel very secure about the future prospects of it. So photobucket works better. But of course they have a traffic limit, they resize pictures over 250 kb and they don't bloody work with my fancy new redirection. Blah.

Oh but I must say congratulations to Jane again. All grown up and married with a wee pumpkinhead on its way. How entirely lovely. I hope Skye and I will end up something like that. A sweet future, that's what I want.

Before I go I just wanted to mention something. Am I the only one getting annoyed with all these singer/actresses? I think Lindsey Lohan is the latest. It's getting silly. It was all fun and games with Jennifer Lopez but now it's like every actress wants to be a singer and every singer wants to be an actress. Britney, Mandy Moore, Hillary Duff. And I could go on and on. Isn't it enough to be a superstar in one field? Do they have to rub it in? "Not only am I a foxy actress I am also a divine singer" *bats eyelids*. Yes. We get it. You have "talent". Now stop it. When I was a kid singers sang and actresses acted. And there was none of this hanky panky. I could be a singer/actor if I wanted. No problem. But I prefer to stay talentless in ONE field. It's called modesty, girls.

And that's it. The comedy stylings of Plume McCrackpot. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress, before she runs off to star in the latest Hollywood hit.

Exit stage left.

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