Eminem is Time's Man of the year? ?!?!?!?!

Two words: BILLY CORGAN

Nuff said.

I'm listening to The Last Song from the last show. This is the last song I can give you. That's just so.. sad and beautiful. This is the last song.

I found the funniest thing last night on amsp. A link to a site with music reviews. But it's some sort of christian site. So the reviews are all about how offensive all bands are, and how your kids will go to hell if they listen to them. It's halorous. I mean hilarious. I need to show some examples, but here's the link if you want to go there yourself: Focus on the family. And that also allows me to test the html code for opening something in a new window. Brilliant.

Anyway.

Here's what they have to say about the best CD I own: Adore, The Smashing Pumpkins.

"Objectionable Content: Heaven gets blamed for a car crash leading to an untimely death ("Tear"). A lover is called "my whore" and "the murder in my world" on "Ava Adore." Liner notes include two photos of bassist D'Arcy Wretzky in a see-through blouse. "

Wow. "Heaven is to blame for taking you away". Ohmygod Billy's a satanist! The eeeeevil. I suck at figuring out lyrics but I always assumed that the carcrash was an analogy, his mother actually died of cancer.

the lights came on fast
lost in motorcrash
gone in a flash unreal
but you knew all along

See I figured the carcrash part was about how sudden and violent his mother's death felt. But obviously I was wrong. Obviously Billy's mother died in a carcrash and Billy now hates heaven. Brilliant.

Now what about Time's Man of the Year? Mr. Eminem? Here goes:

Artist: Eminem
Album: The Marshall Mathers LP
Genre: Rap
Chart Action: A huge number-1 debut. The disc sold 1.7 million copies its first week.
Reviewed By: Bob Waliszewski
WEB EDITOR'S NOTE: Because of this album’s graphic nature, this review contains sexual descriptions that are not appropriate for children. If you are a teenager or a younger child, please let your parents read this review before you proceed.
Pro-Social Content: Absolutely none
Objectionable Content: The artist’s appalling sexual misconduct includes brutally sodomizing his mother ("Kill You") and setting up his sister to be gang raped ("Amityville" states, "My little sister’s birthday/She’ll remember me/For a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity"). Elsewhere, two men perform fellatio on a third ("Ken Kaniff"). On his hit single, "The Real Slim Shady," Eminem mentions sex with dead animals. "Drug Ballad" talks of sniffing glue, taking Ecstasy and mixing drinks, and claims that after six gins, "You are now allowed to officially slap b--ches." Six other tracks glamorize alcohol, weed, acid, hash or cocaine. The rapper strangles his wife to death ("Kim"). With psychotic glee, he threatens to stab people, shoot toddlers and "smack the preacher while he’s preachin’" ("Under the Influence"). "B--ch Please II," "I’m Back" and "Amityville" glamorize violent shootouts. On several cuts, Eminem either whines about being a scapegoat for teen violence or brags about his vile music’s ability to inspire fans. Lines like "We’re . . . out of our minds and we want in yours/Let us in" ("Kill You") and "You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine" ("I’m Back") speak volumes.
Summary/Advisory: On "Criminal," the Grammy-winner notes, "If it’s not a rapper that I make it as, [I’ll] be a f---ing rapist." He’s made it as a rapper—and a rapist. He’s raping young minds at an alarming rate.

hihihiihi. Eminem, you bastard! Stop raping me, dammit!

Okay, so what about The Bloodhound Gang?

Pro-Social Content: None
Objectionable Content: From the CD’s breast-obsessed cover art to a liner photo of the band lying intertwined with nude women, this disc sets out to shock and titillate. Obscene tracks solicit oral sex from a porn star ("The Ballad of Chasey Lain") and animalistic intercourse ("The Bad Touch"). Masturbation is a common theme, involving everything from Silly Putty to pictures of livestock. In fact, "Yummy Down on This" finds the singer wishing he could perform fellatio on himself. On "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying," a man pays a minor for sex and fantasizes about Jesus sodomizing Mickey Mouse with a lawn dart. Other blasphemous tracks include "Hell Yeah," which mocks the death of Christ. "Mope" is about flatulence, cruising for 8th-grade girls, drugs, alcohol and more. Hateful ranting consumes "I Hope You Die" with targets as innocent as Jerry’s Kids, a disabled Vietnam veteran and orphans having Christmas :inner (it also mentions necrophilia). The twisted "Mama’s Boy" and "Three Point One Four" are sexually preoccupied.
Summary/Advisory: One of the most perverse, diseased releases in recent memory. Blasphemy, unconventional sex, anger, obscenities and substance abuse make this awful disc a no-brainer. Don’t let these Bloodhounds sniff out your teens.

Amazing.

And let's hear what the Bible has to say about the Insane Clown Posse:

Summary/Advisory: Ten years ago, Joe Bruce and Joey Ultser, two white rappers from Detroit, met at a professional wrestling match. A tough break for the rest of us. They proceeded to form a musical alliance that has evolved into Insane Clown Posse, one of the sickest acts on record. Jeckel Brothers is full of sordid, often gruesome fascinations. Perversion. Brutality. It's a vivid secular demonstration of Matthew 12:34-36--all the warning young Christians should need to steer clear of this snuff disc.

I'm sorry to go on about this, but I just find it so damn funny. It's almost beautiful. Did you know that Moby condemns homophobia?!?!? The bastard! All christians should hunt him down and kill him for his outrageous opinions. I demand more homophobia from everyone, how else will we get to heaven? May god smite down all nonhomophobians. I condemn you all to hell!

I love religion, good thing I'm not judgemental like those christian bastards.

I dreamt about snow. I was looking out the window and it snowed (great story, huh?). I was so excited in the dream because it finally snowed. Wouldn't it have been perfect if I'd woken up and looked out the window seeing snow? Well, no snow. But I did read my morning paper and what did it say? Snow's a coming. We might even get a white XXXmas. Not that it matters, I'll be happy if it snows the day after christmas too. I've got nowhere to go, so let it snow let it snow let it snow!

Haha, I love it when they talk about chickens on the cooking show. Haha. "You have to get the breast to be as big as possible" "Just like in real life" Hahaha. That never gets old. Comparing chicken breasts to real breasts. hahaha. "you handle the breasts"... Halarous. I love cooking shows. hahaha. I miss Floyd, the drunken git.

I'm sharing 1666 files on napster after the big mp3 deleting.
Scary. Satan IS everywhere. I need to be MORE homophobic. Listening to The Frogs just ain't enough. GOD SAVE MY SOUL!

G'night, Don't let god get to you. He's evil.

NP: pumpkins - The Last Song

...we've made it at last...