Dear Hawkwind,

Time is slipping. It's getting late. What do you see?

I see the end of the vacation. Tomorrow is the last day. Then there will be 2 months till summer vacation. I want vacation. I want vacation all the time.

And sex, drugs & rock'n'roll.

I guess I'll settle for a good night's sleep. I'm tired. That's what you get for watching soccer instead of taking a nap. I'm old, so very old.

2 months is nothing. It'll be over in a bitty and then I'm going to sleep for a month. Yeah buddy.

I know the number 7 rule of good diary writing is "don't write if you don't have anything to write about" but I have always been an outlaw and this concludes another blatantly illegal entry.

Oh wait. When people search for "saddam porn" are they trying to find out what the Iraqi (ex) regime's attitude to porn is? Or do they want to see Saddam slip it to the information minister with full frontal nudity? Just wondering.

That's it. I shot the sherif. But I did not anally penetrate Saddam Hussein.

Thank you. You're too kind. Fly with the wind, Hawk.

Plume