Happy December 1st everybody. It's almost like nearly christmas.

Tomorrow is the last day of the smashing pumpkins. Tomorrow the world ends. Tomorrow is just an excuse away. Can't wait for tomorrow, I might not have that long. Fuck the world, it sucks. That is all.

I'm an html-wizard. Look to the left and you'll see some nice diaries, you might even call them my favourites. I'm clever, aren't I?

I have nothing to say. Nothing that can't wait. So I'll fill in something stoopid to make it look like I have something to say. Here we go...

Can you believe I've never been quoted? I can't see why not, I am after all the greatest writer in human history. And then some. Well, I don't wanna be quoted, it's silly. You don't even get paid for it, losers, I don't need you I'm fine all by myself. Quote this: "BITE ME"...... ....... ..I mean did you read my whole "behind the scenes of plume" bit? Did you? Don't you think that was quotable? Or how about my ongoing "I need a new hard drive saga"? If that was day time television it would win a friggin' Emmy or Oscar even. But noooooo, that's not quoteworthy, not that I wanna be quoted, I still hate the whole concept of quoted, but you'd think that if we haaaave to have such a thing as quoted they'd want to quote me. Dammit. I mean when are you gonna get the chance to quote someone from Denmark? I only know of two people from Denmark on Diaryland so wouldn't you think I could get quoted once? There's 365 days in a year so they could quote Siff 364 times a year and me once, then there would be a danish quote everyday. And I think that would only be fair. Think of all the great danish writers, like Hans Christian Andersen and... and that guy, with the thing? There's plenty I just can't be bothered to name them. I really think it's unfair, quote me dammit. QUOTE ME...

but ahem, of course I don't care. It's just a silly online thing.

It doesn't matter.

I'm not crying I... I was just peeling an onion.

Damn onions *sob*

All right, that's enough of that. I'll just go and join Uncle Bob's army and get popularity that way.
YOU WILL GROW TO LOVE ME
EVEN IF IT KILLS ME

g'night, don't hurt the onions

np: pumpkins - Glass' Theme

...I'll be by the pool...