You know what I don't like? When my mother puts banana stickers on my computer. But I'm not going to let that aggravate me because it's just a stupid little thing that doesn't really matter in the cosmic sense.

I'm fishing for good karma.

I think I have found out why I'm still suffering from bad balance more than a week after the train rides. It's because I'm constantly sitting at the computer swaying back and forth in tune to the music I'm playing. I have to learn to sit still some day. Quiet, don't make a move. The monsters in the shadows will hunt you down if they see you.

It's kind of funny to be scared of the dark. What could possibly be hiding in there that's worse than what humans will do to you if you let them? Oh wait. I guess humans could be waiting in the darkness. So it's actually logical to be scared of the dark. Problem solved. Now will you walk me home?

If Saturdays are slow then Sundays are positively stopped to a grinding halt.

Peter is gone now. The weekend is almost over. Shakira is shaking her ass on my tv. Everything is back to normal.

Oh, what did I do with my extra hour today? I slept! If there's a better way to spend some extra time I haven't found it. I wish I could have an hour extra every morning just to sleep. I don't know who invented the whole daylight saving time deal but they screwed up big time when they just made it one hour every year. And then they take the hour back at summer. Stupid. If I had designed it then we'd get an extra hour every morning and then everybody would wear glow-in-the-dark clothes so it wouldn't matter if it was dark or light outside. Bam, another problem solved. I don't know why nobody ever asks for my opinion, I'm full of great ideas like that.

It's going to be a stormy night. Unfortunately that's the weather forecast and not my love life prediction. Oh well.

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