I got some good news today. My dad will be home from Greenland on Friday. Now in case there are some Plume newbies out there I should probably point out that my not-so-secret identity is Mr Sarcasmo and that those are not good news. Those are very, very bad news. And to top it all off my brother will be home that weekend too. Effectively making it The Weekend From Hell. If you have a family yourself then I'm sure you'll understand. Family is an evil concept.

So I just thought I should give you fair warning that if I don't update after next Friday then I have probably killed myself. Or my family. Or possibly both.
I'm joking of course. Of course. Possibly.
It really does sound like hell to me. The whole family under one roof. In the summer heat. Oh lord I will not survive. But I'm hoping that I'm now old enough to not give a shit about their general inbred stupidity. So my dad is a jackass.. I should be able to ignore that. I'm lucky compared to some people. I should be able to deal with it.

We'll see.
I'll fail
In 2 weeks I will have my summer holiday. Then I will rearrange my sleeping patters and stay up all night and hopefully completely avoid in familiar relations. Sweet. I'll only come out to suck the blood of bosomy ladies once in a while.

Hah. Apparently it's father's day today. Isn't that ironic. Like a fly in your chardonnay, baby.

And tomorrow is a monday. Ugh. Two weeks. Just two weeks.

People they fall apart.

np: amethys - plume