Hi! My name is..
what?
My name is..
who?
My name is..
dickie dickie
plume.

No that doesn't work, does it now?

I dreamt it was winter. Snow balls and sliding on ice. Mai-Britt held me. A girl from my schooldays. Miss Popular, Miss Nice, Miss pretty. With a banana flavoured condom in her wallet. It's nice being held by a girl. In real life the only one who has ever held me is Skye. It's just about the nicest feeling there is. I wonder if you get used to it. If it becomes normal after a while. To me it's still frightening and amazing being close to a girl. Girls are cute. Skye is very cute. I want to hold her and never let her go.

Speaking of Skye, she has been showing me wonderful pictures of her dog, Sascha. And other dogs. Lovely little things. Look at Max here. Assuming I can link to it. Isn't he precious? He's 10 years old, the other dogs are around 1 I guess. He's the grumpy old man and allergic to grass. Heehee. Doesn't he look a little like a fourlegged Ewok? I loves him, I does. Look at his ears! Skye just pointed it out to me. They're always like that. One is up and one is down. Isn't that wonderful?

My own day? Nothing too special. Weather forecast: fog. It was raining a slight bit too. I guess that's why the jedi kitty was hiding away under that wagon thing. Actually they do that when it doesn't rain too, I guess it's just a nice spot.

When I came back home from work the wagon was gone. I guess the janitors needed to use it. I spotted one of the jedi kitties in their back yard place where they keep machines and tools and such. Lucky janitors. Having two lovely jedi kitties running around there.

Back safely at home tiredness and headache overwhelmed me. But I'm better now. And smiling from all the kitties and doggies. It's unreal how much Skye has helped change me. Two years ago I would have puked if I used words like kitties and doggies. Haha, I hope I'm making people puke out there. You better watch out or I'll start talking baby gibberish.

Don't think I won't do it. God sent me to piss the world off. Pardon the cannibalism.

And now exit me, a well welcomed weekend awaits. Hope you have a good one.

np: the dandy warhols - the last high