Once again: Merry christmas! This time to all the folks who celebrate on the 25th. It's crazy and wrong, but hey who am I to judge!

Haha no, it's fine. It just seems odd to me because the 24th is christmas to me. And I can never remember who celebrates when. Maybe it's only Scandinavia what does it on the 24th. Beats me.

Anyway, hope you are having or have had a lovely time. And if you're one of those people who hates christmas then remember: it'll get better. Really, it will. Life has its way of working things out, just give it time.

I'm so jolly I have candy canes coming out of my... ears.

I watched my Return of the King DVDs today. Excellent stuff. Very long, but excellent. It's been so very long since I read the books, I could barely remember half the things that happens. Which gave it a nice and fresh feel, like it's a new story. I wish I had the patience to watch all three extended editions in one long run. How long would that be? 7-8 hours? That would be something. Maybe next vacation. I still have to watch Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Plus four Alien bonus discs. Plus four Alien commentaries. And then a couple of commentaries for Return of the King. This will be a very DVD vacation.

And you know I love it.

I also love the word "panties". What a great word. It sort of walks a fine line between sexy and comedic. I got the nice idea from Stine to make a website with pictures of girls wearing their panties on their head! It would be awesome. See, Stine had a nice picture like that. I think it would be a great website indeed. So I hereby request that you all send me pictures of yourself wearing panties on your head. And hey, guys too. Get some boxers up there. Imagine the possibilities. People all over the world, of all colours and religions, joining together to show their protest against.. society or something. By wearing underwear on their heads. We can protest against the absurdity of the capitalist regime by being even more absurd ourselves.

I should work on my sales pitch. Somehow I imagine this won't take off. Darn. Stine is special. We can all learn a valuable lesson from her. Panty-wise.

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