warning: the following entry contains sweat and horse genitalia
no fooling
So today was a very hot day. A very hot day indeed. It's a good thing that it'll cool down in a day or two. Because I'm not sure I can stand this much longer. The sun. The horrible sun is burning my eyes out.

Would you be surprised if I told you that I'm a whiter shade of pale? I am. The girl at the gas station is very exotic though. Kinda persian asian thingie going on. She's awfully cute. If I wasn't married. And social phobic. And the million other things that are wrong. She has a cute smile. Sigh. I like girls.

I remember this haha. I was updating from the library. Good times. I hope I get my cable in the mail soon so I can play U9 again. Weet.

Anyhoot, nothing much happened today. At all, really. Apart from sweating. And some floor washing and flirting with exotic girls at the gas station where I bought the delicious new Pepsi Twist and so on.

I was standing at the traffic lights waiting for the green light to come and this woman started walking towards me. She had a dog. And she kept walking. I was thinking "what are you going to park that dog on my head or let it hump my leg or something?" and then I looked up at her and she was blind. Whoops. So I got out of the way. It was a guiding dog. Or whatever it's called. A homing dog. A homing pigeon. A homing missile. That was pointless.

But yeah, it made me think. How scary must that be? Letting a dog guide you. I'm sure those dogs are great and all. Trained and trained and trained again. But it's still a dog. I think I'd walk around in constant fear of my dog spotting a cat on the other side of the road or something. I'm glad I'm not blind (derr). Although my eyesight is bad enough to keep me out of military service. I'll probably end up deaf, blind and thirty.

But dogs are nothing. The clear highlight of the day was when the biggest Danish national tv station showed bestiality. Weehee. Animal sex, baby. It's really good living in a country where a children's programme can show an erect horse penis. It really is. It's a good and natural thing. A good and natural HUGE thing. I mean oh my god, I thought penis envy was something girls got.

They showed something about inseminating horses. Puk Ellegaard, the wholesome child tv hostess held a sort of bag. And then the big male horse raped the bag. Hehe. Fun times. She's just one of those people you can't imagine being close to a penis and then suddenly she's milking a big horse cock, wahey. Teehee.

Yes, I'm immature. I found that funny. Also it should please that guy who google searched for "animal hourse sex" or whatever it was.
dick hehehe. cock hehehe. penis hehehehe.
Ehh. How to follow that. How to follow the Who on a sunday afternoon. I still don't wanna go to work but I'm gonna. Nightienite all.

np: death cab for cutie - we laugh indoors (010616)