So today was interesting. By my standards. Let's take it from the top. I'm tired and late so no reason to beat around the bush. Eventhough he is the worst president in the history of.. haha, just kidding. Funny. So where was I? Oh yeah, Denmark.

I got up around the normal time. Had to wait around for phone calls from the tech guys. So I mumbled around. Watched Winnie the Pooh. Peter Plys in Danish. I somehow like the Danish name better. But then I've grown up with it. I like the cartoons. I don't know if it's disney sugarcoated. I still liked it.

Then at some point I got up off the ground and looked at my router. And woop the WAN LNK diode wasn't blinking. It was all lighted up like a christmas tree. If you set your christmas trees on fire that is. But that was good. Then they called and said it worked. And I tried it out. And it worked. I didn't have time to surf yet though. I needed to sleep. First sleep, then work, then play. I caught myself an hour of sleep and then I went off for work.

And that's where the blood and oil comes into play.

The chain fell of my bike. Dammnit. So I had to put it back on. And being the fool I am that was easier said than done. I ripped the roots of my nails to shred and still didn't manage to get the damn chain back on. So I pulled my bike to The Barn and there I turned it upside down and managed to get it to work. Stupid thing. Then I sat in the computer room for a couple of hours and then I left. Got on my bike. And the damn chain fell off again would you believe it. I put it back on once again. And this time it stayed on.

I did a little shopping. Then I went back home.

Then I configured my dsl. And then I started downloading storytellers at a rate of 42kb/sec. I then made an excited entry in diaryland. Because my dsl is amzing.

Can you imagine the speed of my porn now? I mean my MP3s. It's just kickassing.

Then I called LesserFaceless to settle some billing questions. After all it took them 3 weeks to get it to work. As I said before it all started I have no problem waiting for my dsl. But I don't want to pay for waiting. So that was sorted out. And then while doing that I thought I'd just upgrade my line from 256/128 to 512/512. Just cause I'm a speedfreak, baby. I can afford it now. Why not.

Secrets are fun

And now I can be online without tying up the phone lines. And of course it didn't take 30 minutes before the first telemarketer called and asked if I wanted to subscribe to a newspaper. Amazing. True story.

And then my mum called. She won't be coming home tomorrow. Grandmother died. Yes. It's sad. She was a nice lady. Lots of memories. I never said goodbye. She always wanted me to come visit. She was disappointed that I didn't. But I think she was disappointed in who I'd become too. Gone from happy carefree kid to negative withdrawn sulky kid.

My mother asked if I wanted to come over for the funeral. I didn't. I know I should. But it'd be hard enough for me to go over there. I don't want to deal with death and funeral too. I'm selfish, shoot me.

But at least now she's out of her pain and misery. And we're one wedding and one funeral short of a blockbuster. Life goes on.

Until you die.

And now I'm talking to massively polite McAfee supporters. I think they're Indians all of them. The first one was called Sameer P. He sent me an email with instructions. I followed them. I still can't connect to any FTPs. Which is just great when I now have a fast connection grumble. Now I'm talking to Seraj D and I even get to see a little picture of him. How neat. They're so polite. They apologize and say please and call me by my first name. "Lasse could you please tell me..". It's unsettling.

Now he's telling me to reinstall the firewall in safe mode. Hmm. But I hope I can get my ftp back.

And everything. My dsl is kicking ass though. I'm probably a bad person for enjoying that. And a million other reasons.

I apologize for the inconviences I've caused, please come back tomorrow if you are satisfied with my degree of assistance.

np: nothing