Ah it's weekend. And there's a bear in the woods. Thank god I'm not in the woods.

Not much happened today. I wasn't hassled by anyone. Not even the bear. Work was quick and painfree. The weather was grey and calm.

I like idiosyncrasies. Even if I had to look the word up.

I like weekends too. And I think I would like marshmallows.

Hey, do you remember Lucky? Well, I just thought I would remind you.

So today is halloweem. This doesn't mean that much to a Danish person. Although just like with valentines we get the news report about "how danish people are starting to take it to heart". Every bloody year. We should just take a vote and decide that from now on valentines an halloweem are Danish holidays too. Or not holidays, what's that other thing? The one that sounds like holiday but it's spelled different?

Anyway, happy halloweem to you all. I don't want to scare anyone but THERE ARE WARS GOING ON IN THE WORLD! See, no you don't have to waste your time with scary movies. Just think about that instead. Speaking of scary movies, Army of Darkness is on Danish TV tonight. Alrite! Score 1 for Plumey! I have wanted to watch that movie for 10 years at least. Finally. Less real war, more war on zombies. That's my slogan when I go up for re-election.

The demonic kitty says happy halloweem too. If I had taken the picture 6 seconds earlier there would have been two demonic kitties. But I guess even demonic kitties get scared. All I did was point the camera at them and one of them jumped up and got out of the way. I think he's the nervous one. The other one just sat and looked back at me. You could almost hear him thinking "Pffft, a camera? That doesn't impress me much". It's almost like they have made a nest for themselves in all those fallen leaves. When they're not sitting there you can actually see the sort of hole they have made where they sit. I guess it's their private spot.

I feel like I should be dressing up. Although I don't plan on going trick or treating. I'll treat myself to some nice tricks instead. I think. I don't know what that means. Hey, I'm new to this thing. I haven't even watched the halloweem movies. I think the original one is on tv tonight too. Even though halloweem isn't a Danish schmoliday, Danish TV still goes berserk with halloweem related movies. Indoctrination much?

I should watch some treehouse of horror. Quoth the raven, nevermore.

Nah, I think I'll carve some pumpkins instead.

"Billy? Oh Billeeeee?!?"

np: nothing