If you saw the end would you recognise it? Would you know it's the end?

It's the end of the world as we know it
it's the end of the world as we know it
it's the end of the world as we know it

I don't care if the world is over now. Because I saw Katie Holmes's breasts today. I can rest easy now. I've accomplished all I want. I'm done, stick a fork in my ass, I'm done. You can say and do whatever you want, you can ridicule me, you can hate me, you can be indifferent towards me. Doesn't matter. I'm in heaven. I got my wish this year....

I wish the quality of the pictures was better, but the mpg's good. And whatever the quality of the medium is, you can't fault the quality of the subject. I think I need to take a break, I feel inspired...

Wow. Breasts are great. Hooray for boobies. I don't know how women get anything done...

Email me and tell me why I'm a sexist pig. (and that's the only email link this time. Honestly.)

I like the way Andrew is being all friendly and nice in his moneymaking schemes. "also if you sign up diaryland will get some blablablamoney we needblabla". It's not that I don't like the guy and it's not that I don't want Diaryland to get money. I just prefer it when advertisement is advertisement and not disguised as a friendly little hello from a real person. Don't pretend I should click the link for my own sake. I wouldn't. I might click it for Diaryland's sake. But don't try and fool me. I'm too clever. Ooooh what's that? See Sarah Michelle Gellar nude for free? Yay. *clicks on link*

Yeah...it had to happen. The rain comes, same old rain, and sweeps away the snow. I think it's all gone by now. Luckily the weather report says there'll come more soon. So I'll just trust that...

I watched A Christmas CAROL last night. With Patrick Stewart. I love that guy. He's easily the best Enterprise captain ever. And I like that scrooge story too. For some reason. I've seen a lot of different versions... muppets, flintstones, the classic Bill Murray Scrooge. I love the story still. The first time I heard it was a Disney thing. I don't know if they made a movie of it but I had this tape+read-along book. And I'd turn the pages, look at the pictures of Donald and Mickey and listen to the tape. I remember Marley was a bit frightening... but I was easily scared I think. There was a tape with a Tin-Tin story that scared me so much I could never bear to listen to it all the way through. I think it was called the Black Island or something. There was a monster on the island. I think it turned out that the monster was a monkey of some sort but I only learned that from reading the comic book, I never did listen to the whole tape. I also had some He-man tapes with read along comic books. I guess I liked those sort of things.

Even though I know exactly how the whole scrooge story goes I still get moved. I'm so easy. I know he lets the girl go and I still get tears in my eyes. And I still feel a bit of joy when he miracously finds his love of christmas. It's not like the story surprises me any longer... but it still gets me. It's all that christmas spirit I carry around. I'm a friggin christmas tree with shining star on top.

All bald men are cool... Billy, Patrick... every single one. Possi-bly. That'll comfort me when all my hair is down the drain...

Hehe... that strikes me as kinda funny. Yeah, silly girl look beyond yourself, a diary shouldn't be about yourself. Hehe. Some people...

ooooh...I can't believe the year is almost over. Where'd it all go? Down the drain too...

I'll tell you about Starla June tomorrow. Really. It's a story worth the wait. You know how fascinating my stories are... you know.

inside your head, trust me instead

g'night, god bless you everyone

np: pumpkins - Muzzle

...and I knew the silence of the world...