So there I was. Sitting in my underwear basically. Playing computer (yes, I'm a loser). And the doorbell rang. I figured it'd be the neighbour wanting to borrow something again. They always send one of their kids over to borrow salt, eggs, sugar, aspirins, whatever. But no. It was Joseph. Yes Joseph. A guy from Ghana. And he brought a friend.

Well, Joseph, as you might know (if you can read my mind (which you can't)), is a penpal of my father's. My father who's in Greenland now. something like 10 or 15 years ago Joseph came to Denmark. From Africa to Europe to enjoy the western civilization. Or whatever. Anyway he lived with us for some months. It was interesting. I wasn't so people shy so I survived having a complete stranger in the house. And it was funny seeing an african person getting used to the european way of life. Eventually he moved to Germany. I think he got a sham marriage to get citizenship but I'm not sure how it all went. He's my dad's friend not mine really. And now my dad's gone and Joseph shows up. With a friend I've never seen or heard of. And they want to spend the night. For the last 10 years we haven't seen too much of him. He stayed here for some days around christmas. But it's just weird that he shows up at the door and now he's spending the night. The phone lines are always busy so he couldn't get through and call ahead. But anyways, we're letting him and his friend stay the night. And I'm the translator cause no one else in the house speaks english. So I had to practice my people skills and hide the things hiding my scars.

And later tonight they'll be back. They're touring Denmark buying mobile phones. I think they're selling them back in Ghana. Or maybe just giving them away. I have no idea. Maybe they just like to collect them. Are they called cell phones? Mobile phones? Maybe Mobile phones is a danishing. Right. Whatever. I hope they'll stay out late. I probably can't sit up late. The computer is in the living room and they'll have to sleep there. So I'll have to withdraw. But just one night, I'll survive. blkah

Northern Ireland - Denmark 1 -1

Crappy game I'm sure. They third international soccer game in a row that I didn't see. Stupid TvDanmark bought the rights. Half of Denmark can't see our games. Soccer's our national sport for christ's sake! And the EU isn't much help.

Yes, I know I'm interesting.

deal with it.

Live with my superior intellect and great story telling abilities. I'm a king among men. I'm superman.

Did I mention that I got Showbiz yesterday? Muse are great. They sound a bit like Radiohead to me, but that's one of the greatest compliments I could give. I love 'em. But I want my tsp singles.

I'm using tsp instead of sp now. I guess. That's apparently the correct way of saying The Smashing Pumpkins. Officially.

AND I KNOW YOU CARE DEEPLY.

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