There was a guy like on tv and stuff and like he said "t-shirt" but it sounded all like cheese shirt and stuff. It was cool.

I want a cheese shirt. I would be the king of mice and men. Mostly mice though. But I guess there are men that like cheese too so I think I'd be fairly represented everywhere. Women don't count. Of course.

Oh I'm bad. Mee-ow.

I still lub the hub.

Yeah yeah.

Dang, I can't believe this is just two months ago. Sigh. I miss everything there'll never be.

Nothing to report. All is quiet on the western front. Or the eastern. Or both. How do you determine what is the east? I mean if you go west you'll get to the east sooner or later. So it's east too. Damn lazy cartographers.

I wish I could zoom out and watch the earth. All the little ants in all the little ant hills spreading everywhere. Rewind time and watch the world change and humanity spread. I swear if we had the technology we'd be polluting all the planets in the solar system by now. And we'd spread out ant hills everywhere. What's the point? Is there a competition to see who can build the biggest ant hills? I wonder what the future is going to look like. Are we going to make amazing technological breakthroughs and do things we can't even imagine now or is it just going to be the same only more crowded?

Personally I think I'd like a bleak grim dark future with lots of depressed people and even more crime and big cities like metropolis where the sun never shines and you have to buy air to breathe. I'd like that. We're humans. We should fuck up everything and die out and let the next ones take our place. I wonder if there are any people left in a 1000 years. I wonder if dolphin's have taken over the world and are trying to understand our primitive ways of communicating.

I wonder when we'll really start cloning people. You know they're doing it secretly already. It's just a matter of time. I would like to clone myself and then let my clone take over my life and I could settle down in a hut on a mountainside. Once I figure out how to get electricity there I'll never leave.

Calvin 1 meet Calvin 6.

You slept with our wife?!?

The future is interesting. Too bad you have to go through so much boring time before it gets here. I wish I had a fast forward button. Or one of those things they have in future spaceships where they freeze you down so you can travel 5 billion light years and wake up and it feels like it only took a day. And then you discover that your mates are infected with alien lifeforms and all hell break loose. Never trust dolphins.

I'm not getting any younger you know.

Do the right thing. Just do the right thing. I have a bad feeling about tomorrow. Let's pretend I haven't made up my mind yet. Big prayer's day +1 +weekend. You do the math.

tick tock.

np: zwan - baby, let's rock (020405)